Babesleaga Week 4 : Uma Thurman vs Helena Bonham Carter

And so we conclude our broadcast day.

Uma Thurman (3-1-0 Pts. 540) vs Helena Bonham Carter (1-3-0 Pts. 303)

Helena Bonham Carter
Uma Thurman

Poll closes on Sunday January 24th at 9:00 am

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Who do you prefer?
300 votes · 300 answers

Babesleaga Week 4 : Kate Winslet vs Kim Basinger

Our evening begins here. Enjoy.

Kate Winslet (0-4-0 Pts. 325) vs Kim Basinger (3-1-0 Pts. 587)

Kim Basinger
Kate Winslet

Poll closes on Sunday January 24th at 9:00 am.

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Who do you prefer?
224 votes · 224 answers

Perhaps a Trump Metaphor

Again from the Autobiography of Mark Twain:

One day at dinner [painter Frank D.] Millet told a charming little story. On a bleak and sleety day two men were drifting here and there over an old and neglected cemetery, and evidently seeking something. Sometimes they were wide apart, sometimes they crossed each other’s path, and at last they spoke. One said:

“You do not seem to succeed.”

“No.”

“Neither do I.”

“Whom do you seek?”

“The dearest soul, the sweetest nature, the lovingest friend and the faithfulest, a man ever had. And you?”

“I am seeking the hatefulest scoundrel the human race has ever produced; I want to curse his ashes.”

They separated, and searched again far and wide; at last they came together, and together they scraped the moss from a gravestone and revealed the inscription: both had been seeking the same man!

Of course the moral of the story is that there is a good side and a bad side to most people, and in accordance with your own character and disposition you will bring out one of them and the other will remain a sealed book to you.

Trigger-Happy National Guardsmen Detain “Extreme Right-Wing” Threat From Breaching D.C. Lockdown

What a Pusscake!

I like the author’s name, though.

GOP Sen. Lankford Apologizes to Black Constituents for Opposing Election Results
The Hill | |Jan. 16, 2021 | Morgan Gstaler

Sen. James Lankford (R-Okla.) on Thursday wrote a letter apologizing to Black constituents for opposing the Electoral College results, saying he didn’t realize the attempt would cast doubt “on the validity of votes coming out of predominantly Black communities.”

In a letter addressed to “My friends in North Tulsa” obtained by Tulsa World, Lankford acknowledges that his actions “caused a firestorm of suspicion among many of my friends, particularly in Black communities around the state. I was completely blindsided, but I also found a blind spot.”

Lankford last month signed onto a letter from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) saying he would vote against the Electoral College results unless a commission was formed to provide a 10-day audit of President Trump’s … claims of voter fraud.

So, he offers no apology to his caucasian constituents? Good to know.

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Babesleaga Week 4 : Andie MacDowell vs Gwyneth Paltrow

Good afternoon. Here is another match for you all.

Andie MacDowell (2-2-0 Pts. 502) vs Gwyneth Paltrow (1-3-0 Pts. 594)

Gwyneth Paltrow
Andie MacDowell

Poll closes on Sunday January 24th at 9:00 am.

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Who do you prefer?
356 votes · 356 answers

Straight Line of the Day: Bill Gates Now Owns the Most Farmland in the United States. Result: …

Straight Line of the Day: Bill Gates now owns the most farmland in the United States. Result: …

Hay big spender! Farmer Bill is now the biggest owner of agricultural land in the US – billionaire Gates buys up 242,000 acres across 18 states
UK Daily Mail | Jan. 16, 2021

Bill Gates, the billionaire founder of Microsoft, has been revealed as the biggest private owner of farmland in the US, after buying up 242,000 acres in 18 states.

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Babesleaga Week 4 : Michelle Pfeiffer vs Jamie Lee Curtis

Hope Everyone enjoyed their weekend. Time to get serious with our opening match for the day.

Michelle Pfeiffer (4-0-0 Pts. 595) vs Jamie Lee Curtis (2-2-0 Pts. 470)

Jamie Lee Curtis
Michelle Pfeiffer

Poll closes on Sunday January 24th at 9:00 am.

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Who do you prefer?
209 votes · 209 answers

Babesleaga Week 4 : Final Results and Standings

Week for is in the books and we head for the home stretch.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
288 votes · 288 answers

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Who do you prefer?
235 votes · 235 answers

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Who do you prefer?
222 votes · 222 answers

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Who do you prefer?
244 votes · 244 answers

Standings

ContestantsRecordTotal Points
Michelle Pfeiffer4 – 0 – 0595
Kim Basinger3 – 1 – 0587
Uma Thurman3 – 1 – 0540
Andie MacDowell2 – 2 – 0502
Jamie Lee Curtis2 – 2 – 0470
Gwyneth Paltrow1 – 3 – 0594
Helena Bonham Carter1 – 3 – 0303
Kate Winslet0 – 4 – 0 325

This Week’s matches. All polls close on Sunday January 24th at 9:00 am.

  • 10:00 am Michelle Pfeiffer vs Jamie Lee Curtis
  • 2:00 pm Andie MacDowell vs Gwyneth Paltrow
  • 6:00 pm Kate Winslet vs Kim Basinger
  • 8:00 pm Uma Thurman vs Helena Bonham Carter

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