(R)-Rated Straight Line of the Day: If the Partners You’ve Had Were At All Truthful, They’d Say: “Sure, Massive and Awesome, But…” Posted by Oppo on 8 March 2021, 12:00 pm (R)-rated Straight Line of the Day: If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” 1
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome butt. 6 Reply to this comment
that is not the only possible explanation of hearing people say “What an @$$” when you walk away. 4 Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but… don’t expect Birthday gifts.” Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” wait… there’s more. 4 Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” they still wouldn’t say it involves Aliens, but… it involves Aliens. 1 Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” will it fit in a larger wooden badger? Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…”does it come with fries? 1 Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” …be prepared to walk funny for about a week. 2 Reply to this comment
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but… You have to overlook the mispronunciation of ‘Basil’.” 4 Reply to this comment
…quicker than a New York nanosecond. …it’s like a clone of Alec Baldwin. …it would take three firefighters to control it. 1 Reply to this comment
“Sure, massive and awesome, but…” “… stop talking about government overreach when I bring up relationship issues.” 2 Reply to this comment
… debt gets pretty tiresome after a while…
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome butt.
that is not the only possible explanation of hearing people say “What an @$$” when you walk away.
You sound like my wife.
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…
don’t expect Birthday gifts.”
… even the people from Hoarders are frightened to come in here…
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” wait… there’s more.
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” they still wouldn’t say it involves Aliens, but… it involves Aliens.
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…” will it fit in a larger wooden badger?
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…”does it come with fries?
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…”
…be prepared to walk funny for about a week.
I’m not into zits
If the partners you’ve had were at all truthful, they’d say: “Sure, massive and awesome, but…
You have to overlook the mispronunciation of ‘Basil’.”
. . . t is nice too!
…lives in a van down by the river.
…quicker than a New York nanosecond.
…it’s like a clone of Alec Baldwin.
…it would take three firefighters to control it.
“Sure, massive and awesome, but…”
“… stop talking about government overreach when I bring up relationship issues.”
“. . . it just ran over my extremely rare bird!”
” . . . it’s pronounced ‘throatwarbler-mangrove’.”
…have you ever tried to put a marshmallow into a piggy-bank?
Literally laughed out loud! It’s been a long time. Thank you, sir!
…a few dimes short of a trip to Rock Ridge.