Straight Line of the Day: Complete this poem . . .
Joe Biden, reading from his notes:
I have a little poem I’d like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may.
Hunter, get your foot off the boat!
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man who’s worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile . . .
Knowing he’s getting 10% of, you know, the thing.
…as the Dems continue to beguile.
…sitting in his large wooden badger seat.
… after Joe’s Afghan defeat.
…even after the Clinton’s deceit.
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man who’s worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile . . .
When the whole world is
craving a tweet.
…[sniffs deeply]
…when no one else give a sheet.
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man who’s worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile . . .
When the government taxes his feet…
Bob B is George Harrison!
He’s dead Jim.
I’m sticking my neck out here but, maybe…?
I heard this when listening to my Hannah Montana album backwards:
🎶evilasiegroeg🎶
Spooky
Wait! What’s your screen name on the HannahMontanaFanna website? Mine’s Poppo.
That’s you?!?
I’m “Deathtöngue4evr”.
… what, there’s more to this?
… you’re a dog-faced pony soldier, fat!
… I’m sorry, I can’t respond until you’ve paid…
Bob B is John Cleese!
He’s alive! Alive!
No argument here…
Walruskkkch is Colin Clive!
… when his courts are too tight in deceit.
…when his gender becomes obsolete.
…with a clear conscience the Savior he meets.
It’s not funny but nothing is funny about shuffling, sniffing joe.
……while sniffing at hair that smells sweet.
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man who’s worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile . . .
. . . as Hillary’s assassins are pouring concrete
While sucking the government’s teat
…knowing the world needs ditch diggers too Jack! Now I gotta go grab the fella down under. Musta drank too much before nap.
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man who’s worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile . . .
When he’s got the labor unions on speed-dial, and hasn’t faced a tough question since Hunter was a pup…
…like a Talibani upon hearing a bleat.
…at our deep state terrorists, and Hitlers in government seats.
…at soulless elitists, America’s defeatists, constructs of evil and meat.
It’s easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you’ve got the stock market beat.
But the man who’s worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile . . .
…Even if he’s an election cheat.