Straight Line of the Day: Now That Biden Has Effectively Destroyed CornPop, What Other Breakfast Cereal Will He Protect Us From? Posted by Oppo on 20 September 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Now that Biden has effectively destroyed CornPop, what other breakfast cereal will he protect us from? 3 1
Wheaties is “re-imagined” as Defeaties and Capt. Crunch identifies as General Mills 4 Reply to this comment
… billions of honeybees, enslaved to make Honey Nut Cheerios? That cannot stand, surely… 3 Reply to this comment
Out of envy he’ll banish Grapenuts, as his own nuts are nowhere near as big as grapes. 4 Reply to this comment
Kick in 10% to the Big Guy and he’ll replace you Wheat Chex with some government checks. 2 Reply to this comment
Nut N Honey, since that’s the answer to Dr. Jill’s question, “Joe, how many active brain cells do you have?” 5 Reply to this comment
The way Joe is running things, all breakfast cereals are going to be replaced with huevos rancheros pretty soon. 3 Reply to this comment
Joe is planning to get rid of Alpha-Bits so he’ll stop confusing his cereal bowl with the teleprompter. 9 Reply to this comment
He will protect us from ‘Life’ as he is pro-choice.
They better check with Mikey first…
There won’t be no Mikey’s.
Certainly not the Froot Loops
Wheaties is “re-imagined” as Defeaties and Capt. Crunch identifies as General Mills
… Rice Krispies – three white males, making a lot of noise? C’mon, man!
… Quaker Oats – the religious bias is unmistakable…
Sugar Frosted Snowflakes I hope.
… billions of honeybees, enslaved to make Honey Nut Cheerios? That cannot stand, surely…
Creepy old pervert keeps trying to sniff me Lucky Charms!
Weakies, breakfast of chumps
… one has to rethink the patent ageism involved with Trix…
He would go after Pebbles, but luckily she has Bamm Bamm to protect her.
Museli, but I might have to approve that.
His lesser known half brother CornPop Chex
Out of envy he’ll banish Grapenuts, as his own nuts are nowhere near as big as grapes.
Extra helping ~~~
Oh I don’t know, Kamala has a certain watermelon sized nut vibe about her.
Kick in 10% to the Big Guy and he’ll replace you Wheat Chex with some government checks.
Nut N Honey, since that’s the answer to Dr. Jill’s question, “Joe, how many active brain cells do you have?”
The way Joe is running things, all breakfast cereals are going to be replaced with huevos rancheros pretty soon.
Fruity Pebbles as they aren’t LGBTQ friendly.
Joe is planning to get rid of Alpha-Bits so he’ll stop confusing his cereal bowl with the teleprompter.
He got rid of Corn Pop, then got the Pop Tart to be his running mate.
Alpha-bits as he keeps getting COVFEFE