El Salvador’s President Declares Himself World’s ‘Coolest Dictator’
NY Post | 09/22/2021 | Emily Crane
El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele has declared himself the world’s “coolest dictator.”
The 40-year-old, who has nearly 3 million followers on Twitter, had initially changed his Twitter bio Sunday to proclaim himself the “dictator” of the Central American country.
Bukele then upgraded his self-proclaimed status Tuesday by changing his profile to say: “The coolest dictator in the world.”
The president has come under criticism of late regarding accusations of autocratic tendencies and concerns about his increasing concentration of power.
Straight Line of the Day: The world’s coolest dictator would…
… set all markets free, but ruthlessly punish those who fail…
Oh, I’m sorry, I misread it as cruelest dictator…
… buy drinks all around, until all the money was gone. Then the dictator would resign…
…stay out of the kitchen.
Post at IMAO.
Definitely pronounce it Basil, not Basil.
…look like the Fonz but govern like Trump.
Drink Covfefe
…admit “That’s what Xi said”
I would change my name to Vetenari just to wear the Tyrant badge.
…live in a palace modeled after a large wooden badger.
…would be Goatee Donald Trump
or
…would be Bizarro Joe Biden
Have an army of dinosaurs with rocket launchers enforcing
its borders.
…deny the existence of a dinosaur research lab in Area 51.
Nuke the moon!
…would have an army with T Rex’s with rocket launchers, and sharks with friggin’ lasers on their heads.
…eat bacon with every meal.
People don’t?
…replace the national assembly with Folgers crystals.
…call Biden at two a.m. to ask if he left his glasses in the corner of the Oval Office.
…copy what Australia is doing right now.
…ban tofu.
…replace the Poet Laureate with Buster Rhymes.
…have the world’s hottest wife…or ten.
…have his personal blues singer repeat his words during speeches.
…change his official title to Aspiring Rapper.
…nationalize the production and distribution of news, narcotics and futbol scores.
…a welcome change.
live in a gigantic refrigerator of course
…turn up the thermostat.
Ask — no, demand — that everybody wang chung tonight.
Awesome use of the m-dash.
It’s Punctuation Day, after all.
Hit a jukebox and music would start playing
…ask Justin Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada (ugh) to recreate the scene where Al Jolson sang ” Mamie” in full blackface…
Who does he think he is? A Democrat!!!!!!