A Democrat politician doing something for the good of the country instead of party and Selma Hayek asking me if she could use my shower and would I mind scrubbing her back.
They’re all good wines, but not necessarily great wines…..
1 Alaskan Wilderness Wines
Kodiak
2 Bear Creek Winery
Homer
3 Celestial Meads
Anchorage
4 Denali Winery
Anchorage
5 Kodiak Island Winery
Chiniak
6 Matson Winery
Kenai
7 Ring of Fire Meadery
Homer
8 Truuli Peak Winery
Anchorage
9 Waites Winery
Anchorage
I am not saying it’s Aliens pronouncing it Basil, not Basil but… it’s Aliens pronouncing it Basil not Basil.
I’m surprised they would even try, given the vast differences in oral anatomy…
Hence the first of the improbabilities.
…the Democrats putting forth a rational policy, and the sun setting in the east…
A Democrat with an original thought and a hooker with a BOGO sale.
BOGO? They have those?
Just asking.
For a friend.
… Trump supporting Stacey Abrams, and Harry Callahan only firing five shots…
Well one is kinda happening.
A Democrat politician doing something for the good of the country instead of party and Selma Hayek asking me if she could use my shower and would I mind scrubbing her back.
Salma.
Front.
That’s why she never gets my letters!
Yet somehow her lawyer always sends you a response.
Ah, the towley-ban that’s been in the news.
Leftists making points based on logic and facts and fish riding bicycles.
…me being a participant in the Running of the Bulls and well, uh, a Bull Fighter…so, no bulls.
Biden giving a coherent speech and Nadler having a salad for lunch.
Jen Psaki will make at least one truthful statement during her lifetime.
I can fly to the moon under my own power, despite my vertical leap of a foot or so.
Bears not sh*tting in the woods, vegans not informing you they’re…. vegan.
I won the 2020 US Presidential election.
Joe Biden won the 202 US Presidential election.
Biden’s nearly old enough for that…
Turning an incoming missile into a potted petunia and turning an incoming missile into a whale.
Not giving the Big Guy 10% and the McDonald’s ice cream machine working.
SMOD causing only cosmetic damage and Nancy Pelosi foregoing cosmetic surgery.
Pelosi appears to have already had some SMOD-level treatment…
Biden riding that bicycle on his vacation
and
Anyone getting treated like royalty at a fast-food restaurant.
Oppo wins the next World Mixed Martial Arts comptetition
and
Pelosi “prays for Donald Trump every day.”
Epstein killed himself
and
Anyone believing the cameras all malfunctioned and the guards were asleep.
AOC’s knowledge of economics and my expertise on fine Alaskan wines.
They’re all good wines, but not necessarily great wines…..
1 Alaskan Wilderness Wines
Kodiak
2 Bear Creek Winery
Homer
3 Celestial Meads
Anchorage
4 Denali Winery
Anchorage
5 Kodiak Island Winery
Chiniak
6 Matson Winery
Kenai
7 Ring of Fire Meadery
Homer
8 Truuli Peak Winery
Anchorage
9 Waites Winery
Anchorage
Well then, I ‘spose I could get nicely toasted in the land of the Midnight Sun 😎