Straight Line of the Day: A Bad Idea for Valentine’s Day: …

Contestants	Record	Total Points	Average
Jessica Alba	4 – 0 – 0	481	120.25
Margot Robie	4 – 0 – 0	465	116,25
Mila Kunis	3 – 1 – 0	409	102.25
Amber Heard	2 – 2 – 0	371	92.75
Blake Lively	2 – 2 – 0	331	82.75
Olivia Wilde	1 – 3 – 0	259	64.75
Eliza Dushku	0 -4 – 0	274	68.50
Keira Knightley	0 – 4 – 0	198	49.50

10:00 am Mila Kunis vs Amber Heard
2:00 pm Jessica Alba vs Margot Robie
6:00 pm Eliza Dushku vs Olivia Wilde
8:00 pm Keira Knightley vs Blake Lively

Saturday Night Hootenanny

Posted by walruskkkch on 12 February 2022, 6:00 pm

“Feeling the blues tonight boys, Feeling the blues.”

New Word of the Day: “Truckulent.” Definition:

Posted by Oppo on 12 February 2022, 12:00 pm

New Word of the Day: “Truckulent.” Definition:

Friday Classic Funny

Posted by walruskkkch on 11 February 2022, 6:00 pm

“Ahoy Mr. Walrus, Got tonight’s clip from the boat for you.”

“What boat is that?

“The Clipper, of course.”

“Miss Munro you are to stop hanging around Oppo from now on. Are we clear?”

“Crystal.”

And on the more serious note.

I take mine with no ice.

Straight Line of the Day: If You Were Left Alone in an Art Museum Overnight,…

Posted by Oppo on 11 February 2022, 12:00 pm

Security Guard Accused of Drawing Eyes on Faceless Figures in $1M Painting
WashingtonExaminer.com | February 09, 2022 | Virginia Aabram

Officials at the Yeltsin Center in Yekaterinburg in central Russia announced Monday they believe the perpetrator was a private security guard who, during his first day on the job, added eyes to the faceless figures with a ballpoint pen. He has since been fired, and the Three Figures painting, done by Anna Leporskaya between 1932 and 1934, has been sent back to Moscow for restoration.

The painting is insured for nearly $1 million and was on loan from the State Tretyakov Gallery in Moscow.

Straight Line of the Day: If you were left alone in an art museum overnight,…

Straight Line of the Day: Kamala Harris Is Going to Europe to Handle the Ukraine Crisis. Likely Outcomes:

Posted by Oppo on 10 February 2022, 12:00 pm

Straight Line of the Day: Kamala Harris is going to Europe to handle the Ukraine crisis. Likely outcomes:

Cartoons and Memes

Posted by walruskkkch on 10 February 2022, 10:00 am

“Good morning Mr. Walrus, sleep well?”

“Never better.”

“Sweet dreams?”

“Ever since I woke up today.”

“How nice. Speaking of nice here are some nice memes from that nice Mr. Slapout.”

“Well, let us share.“

Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1970s B Championship

Posted by walruskkkch on 9 February 2022, 6:00 pm

Here we are with the final match for the first group of songs from the 1970s. Next week will start the second group of 1970s songs. But first, on to the finals.

(7) Layla – Derek and the Dominoes vs (16) Free Bird – Lynyrd Skynyrd

(7) Layla – Derek and the Dominoes

Defeated (58) Don’t fear the reaper – Blue Oyster Cult 194-161
Tied (39) Smoke on the water – Deep Purple 180-180* Tie Breaker
Defeated (23) More than a feeling – Boston 232-202
Defeated (50) Baba O’Riley – Who 262-133
Defeated (14) Won’t get fooled again – Who 260-144

(16) Free Bird – Lynyrd Skynyrd

Defeated (49) Fire and rain – James Taylor 336-52
Defeated (17) Brown Sugar – Rolling Stones 336-63
Defeated (1) Stairway to Heaven – Led Zepplin 295-161
Defeated (8) Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen 329-141
Defeated (37) Sweet Home Alabama – 231-137

Straight Line of the Day: New Charges Against the Guy With a Meth-Fed Attack Squirrel Include:

Posted by Oppo on 9 February 2022, 12:00 pm

Man Accused of Keeping Meth-Fed ‘Attack Squirrel’ Faces New Charges
PENNLive | Jan. 26, 2022
The trial of a Limestone County, Alabama, man who allegedly kept a squirrel supplied with methamphetamine to make it attack people has been delayed.

Straight Line of the Day: New charges against the guy with a meth-fed attack squirrel include: