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Archive of entries posted on February 2022
Straight Line of the Day: War! What Is It Good For?
Straight Line of the Day: Ways To Tell That Your Healer Isn’t Qualified: …
Pakistan: Police Hunt for ‘Healer’ Who Hit Nail Into Woman’s Head
BBC | 2/9/22
The woman arrived at a hospital in Peshawar after trying to extract the 5cm (two-inch) nail with pliers.
Straight Line of the Day: Ways to tell that your healer isn’t qualified: …
Cartoons and Memes
Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1970s A Night Session
Say goodnight Gracie.
Match 1
(3) Don’t stop till you get enough – Michael Jackson vs (62) Joy to the world – 3 Dog Night
(3) Don’t stop till you get enough – Michael Jackson
VS
(62) Joy to the world – 3 Dog Night
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Match 2
(30) Best of my love – The Emotions vs (35) Mercy, mercy me – Marvin Gaye
(30) Best of my love – The Emotions
VS
(35) Mercy, mercy me – Marvin Gaye
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Match 3
(19) Hot stuff – Donna Summer vs (46) Have you seen her – Chi-Lites
(19) Hot stuff – Donna Summer
VS
(46) Have you seen her – Chi-Lites
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Match 4
(14) Band of gold – Freda Payne vs (51) I’m not in love – 10cc
(14) Band of gold – Freda Payne
VS
(51) I’m not in love – 10cc
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Match 5
(11) Killing me softly – Roberta Flack vs (54) Boys are back in town – Thin Lizzy
(11) Killing me softly – Roberta Flack
VS
(54) Boys are back in town – Thin Lizzy
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Match 6
(22) Black Dog – Led Zepplin vs (43) That Lady – Isley Brothers
(22) Black Dog – Led Zepplin
VS
(43) That Lady – Isley Brothers
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Match 7
(27) Tumblin’ dice – Rolling Stones vs (38) Train in vain – Clash
(27) Tumblin’ dice – Rolling Stones
VS
(38) Train in vain – Clash
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Match 8
(6) I wanna be sedated – Ramones vs (59) Have you ever seen the rain – Creedence Clearwater Revival
(6) I wanna be sedated – Ramones
VS
(59) Have you ever seen the rain – Creedence Clearwater Revival
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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1970s Evening Session
Good evening.
Match 1
(2) Wish you were here – Pink Floyd vs (63) Highway to Hell – AC/DC
(2) Wish you were here – Pink Floyd
VS
(63) Highway to Hell – AC/DC
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Match 2
(31) God save the Queen – Sex Pistols vs (34) Message in a bottle – Police
(31) God save the Queen – Sex Pistols
VS
(34) Message in a bottle – Police
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Match 3
(18) Heroes – David Bowie vs (47) Reelin’ in the years – Steely Dan
(18) Heroes – David Bowie
VS
(47) Reelin’ in the years – Steely Dan
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Match 4
(15) Maybe I’m amazed – Paul McCartney vs (50) Low rider – War
(15) Maybe I’m amazed – Paul McCartney
VS
(50) Low rider – War
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Match 5
(10) Tired of being alone – Al Green vs (55) Play that funky music – Wild Cherry
(10) Tired of being alone – Al Green
VS
(55) Play that funky music – Wild Cherry
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Match 6
(23) Brass in pocket – Pretenders vs (42) Roundabout – Yes
(23) Brass in pocket – Pretenders
VS
(42) Roundabout – Yes
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Match 7
(26) I’ll take you there – Staple Singers vs (39) Take it easy – Eagles
(26) I’ll take you there – Staple Singers
VS
(39) Take it easy – Eagles
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Match 8
(7) Money – Pink Floyd vs (58) Dreams – Fleetwood Mac
(7) Money – Pink Floyd
VS
(39) Dreams – Fleetwood Mac
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Rock and Roll Throwdown : Afternoon Session
Keeping the beat going.
Match 1
(4) We are family – Sister Sledge vs (61) School’s out – Alice Cooper
(4) We are family – Sister Sledge
VS
(61) School’s out – Alice Cooper
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Match 2
(29) You’re so vain – Carly Simon vs (36) One of these nights – Eagles
(29) You’re so vain – Carly Simon
VS
(36) One of these nights – Eagles
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Match 3
(20) War – Edwin Starr vs (45) Rock Lobster – B-52s
(20) War – Edwin Starr
VS
(45) Rock Lobster – B-52s
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Match 4
(13) Le Freak – Chic vs (52) Brick House – Commodores
(13) Le Freak – Chic
VS
(52) Brick house – Commodores
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Match 5
(12) Changes – David Bowie vs (53) Y.M.C.A. – Village People
(12) Changes – David Bowie
VS
(53) Y.M.C.A. – Village People
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Match 6
(21) Night Moves – Bob Seger vs (44) Angie – Rolling Stone
(21) Night Moves – Bob Seger
VS
(44) Angie – Rolling Stones
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Match 7
(28) Love Train – O’Jays vs (37) Oh-girl – Chi-Lites
(28) Love Train – O’Jays
VS
(37) Oh-girl – Chi-Lites
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Match 8
(5) Rock n Roll – Led Zepplin vs (60) Paradise by the dashboard lights – Meatloaf
(5) Rock n Roll – Led Zepplin
VS
(60) Paradise by the dashboard life – Meatloaf
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Straight Line of the Day: What Hillary Found Out By Spying on Trump Tower, Trump’s Apartment, and the White House:
Rock and Roll Throwdown : 1970s Group A Morning session
Morning all. Welcome to our kick off session for the next musical tournament. A continuation of 1970s tunes. Let’s get down and get funky.
Match 1
(1) One Nation under a groove – Funkadelic vs (64) Tear the roof the sucker – Parliament
(1) One Nation under a groove – Funkadelic
VS
(64) Rear the roof off the sucker – Parliament
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Match 2
(32) Old time rock and roll – Bob Seger vs (33) Blitzkreig Bop – Ramones
(32) Old time rock and roll – Bob Seger
VS
(33) Blitzkreig bop – Ramones
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Match 3
(17) Comforably numb – Pink Floyd vs (48) Bennie and the Jets – Elton John
(17) Comfortably numb – Pink Floyd
VS
(48) Bennie and he Jets – Elton John
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Match 4
(16) Thunder road – Bruce Springsteen vs (49) Aqualung – Jethro Tull
(16) Thunder Road – Bruce Springsteen
VS
(49) Aqualung – Jethro Tull
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Match 5
(9) Piano man – Billy Joel vs (56) Rocket man – Elton John
(9) Piano Man – Billy Joel
VS
(56) Rocket man – Elton John
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Match 6
(24) Goodbye Yellow brick road – Elton John vs (41) American woman – Guess Who
(24) Goodbye Yellow brick road – Elton John
VS
(41) American Woman – Guess Who
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Match 7
(25) You ain’t seen nothing yet – Bachman Turner Overdrive vs (40) I’ll be around – Spinners
(25) You ain’t seen nothing yet – Bachman Turner Overdrive
VS
(40) I’ll be around – Spinners
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Match 8
(8) Miss you – Rolling Stone vs (57) Joker – Steve Miller Band
(8) Miss you – Rolling Stone
VS
(57) Joker – Steve Miller Band
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Rock ‘n Roll Throwdown : 1970s B Champion!
FREEEEEEEEEEBIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!
Yes my friends the votes are in and we have our winner, Free bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
How they got here.
- Defeated (49) Fire and rain – James Taylor 336-52
- Defeated (17) Brown Sugar – Rolling Stones 336-63
- Defeated (1) Stairway to Heaven – Led Zepplin 295-161
- Defeated (8) Bohemian Rhapsody – Queen 329-141
- Defeated (37) Sweet Home Alabama – Lynyrd Skynyrd 231-137
- Defeated (7) Layla – Derek and the Dominoes 274-193
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Starting later this morning is our next Tournament.. more songs from the 1970s! See ya there.
Straight Line of the Day: Putin’s Changed His Mind About Invading Ukraine on Wednesday. Instead, He Will…
Caption This!
Babesleaga Week 5 : Keira Knightley vs Blake Lively
Good night.
Keira Knightley vs Blake Lively
Keira Knightley (0-4-0 Pts. 198)
- Lost to Margot Robie 44-132
- Lost to Mila Kunis 47-115
- Lost to Jessica Alba 42-128
- Lost to Amber Heard 65-111
VS
Blake Lively (2-2-0 Pts. 331)
- Defeated Amber Heard 100-84
- Lost to Jessica Alba 60-104
- Lost to Margot Robie 59-105
- Defeated Mila Kunis 112-83
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Babesleaga Week 5 : Eliza Dushku vs Olivia Wilde
Good evening.
Eliza Dushku vs Olivia Wilde
Eliza Dushku (0-4-0 Pts. 274)
- Lost to Jessica Alba 59-124
- Lost to Amber Heard 81-84
- Lost to Mila Kunis 63-103
- Lost to Margot Robie 71-109
VS
Olivia Wilde (1-3-0 Pts. 259)
- Lost to Mila Kunis 68-108
- Lost to Margot Robie 119-41
- Defeated Amber Heard 97-91
- Lost to Jessica Alba 53-125
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Babesleaga Week 5 : Jessica Alba vs Margot Robie
Good afternoon.
Jessica Alba vs Margot Robie
Jessica Alba (4-0-0 Pts. 481)
- Defeated Eliza Dushku 124-59
- Defeated Blake Lively 104-60
- Defeated Keira Knightley 128-42
- Defeated Olivia Wilde 125-53
VS
Margot Robie (4-0-0 Pts. 465)
- Defeated Keira Knightley 132-44
- Defeated Olivia Wilde 119-41
- Defeated Blake Lively 105-59
- Defeated Eliza Dushku 109-71
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