Straight Line of the Day: Coming Out of Biden’s “It’s Not My Fault and Things Are Great” Economic Address Today…

Straight Line of the Day: Coming out of Biden’s “It’s Not My Fault and Things Are Great ” economic address today…

[Related:

“You’re telling me that cutting off Putin’s pipeline will harm his economy, but cutting off ours won’t hurt our economy?”

— Someone on the internet]

Straight Line of the Day: Also Coming Out of the Russians’ Victory Day Parade: …

Putin to Send ‘Doomsday’ Warning to West at Russia’s WW2 Victory Parade
US News | 5/6/2022

A fly-past over St. Basil’s Cathedral will include supersonic fighters, Tu-160 strategic bombers and, for the first time since 2010, the Il-80 “doomsday” command plane, which would carry Russia’s top brass in the event of a nuclear war, the Defence Ministry said.

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The Kremlin did not respond to requests for comment on what Putin might say in his speech, to be delivered from the Red Square tribune in front of Vladimir Lenin’s Mausoleum.

Straight Line of the Day: Also coming out of the Russians’ Victory Day parade: …

Straight Line of the Day: So What Are YOU Doing To Threaten National Security?

Biden’s Disinformation Chief Nina Jankowicz: Online Mockery of Kamala Harris a Threat to Democracy and National Security
Breitbart | April 29th, 2022 | Charlie Spiering

President Joe Biden’s new disinformation chief Nina Jankowicz argued online mockery of Vice President Kamala Harris and other women in public life was a threat to national security.

“Platforms and governments aren’t doing enough,” she wrote on social media. “It’s time to act. Our national security and democracy are at stake.

The Department of Homeland Security announced the creation of the new Disinformation Governance Board led by Jankowicz on Wednesday.

Jankowicz argued that Congress should create new laws to block mockery of women online, citing the volume of “gender disinformation” used to criticize Harris.

“Congress should reauthorize the Violence Against Women Act (VAWA) and include provisions against online gender-based harassment,” Jankowicz wrote in a WIRED article highlighting the “abusive content” sent on social media to women in public life.

Straight Line of the Day: So What Are YOU Doing To Threaten National Security?

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Friday Chuckle

Pretty much the Anti-Babesleaga (if the two were to be posted simultaneously, the entire universe would be annihilated).

I don’t have a joke for this; it just always makes me chuckle every single time I see it. So I thought it would brighten your day.

Blastocyst From the Pastocyst

Reminder:

The Supreme Court can do a LOT, lot worse than remove its official sanction from a surgical procedure.

They can order it to be required.

(Just skip ahead to the bold text, for a summary.)

 

Have you all been quadruple-vaxxed, yet, they want to know . . .

 

274 U.S. 200
47 S.Ct. 584
71 L.Ed. 1000
BUCK
 v.
 BELL, Superintendent of State Colony Epileptics and Feeble Minded.
No. 292.
Argued April 22, 1927.
Decided May 2, 1927.
Mr. I. P. Whitehead, of Lynchburg, Va., for plaintiff in error.
[Argument of Counsel from pages 201-202 intentionally omitted]
Mr. A. E. Strode, of Lynchburg, Va., for defendant in error.
[Argument of Counsel from pages 203-205 intentionally omitted]
Mr. Justice HOLMES delivered the opinion of the Court.

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This is a writ of error to review a judgment of the Supreme Court of Appeals of the State of Virginia, affirming a judgment of the Circuit Court of Amherst County, by which the defendant in error, the superintendent of the State Colony for Epileptics and Feeble Minded, was ordered to perform the operation of salpingectomy upon Carrie Buck, the plaintiff in error, for the purpose of making her sterile. 143 Va. 310, 130 S. E. 516. The case comes here upon the contention that the statute authorizing the judgment is void under the Fourteenth Amendment as denying to the plaintiff in error due process of law and the equal protection of the laws.

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Carrie Buck is a feeble-minded white woman who was committed to the State Colony above mentioned in due form. She is the daughter of a feeble-minded mother in the same institution, and the mother of an illegitimate feeble-minded child. She was eighteen years old at the time of the trial of her case in the Circuit Court in the latter part of 1924. An Act of Virginia approved March 20, 1924 (Laws 1924, c. 394) recites that the health of the patient and the welfare of society may be promoted in certain cases by the sterilization of mental defectives, under careful safeguard, etc.; that the sterilization may be effected in males by vasectomy and in females by salpingectomy, without serious pain or substantial danger to life; that the Commonwealth is supporting in various institutions many defective persons who if now discharged would become a menace but if incapable of procreating might be discharged with safety and become self-supporting with benefit to themselves and to society; and that experience has shown that heredity plays an important part in the transmission of insanity, imbecility, etc. The statute then enacts that whenever the superintendent of certain institutions including the abovenamed State Colony shall be of opinion that it is for the best interest of the patients and of society that an inmate under his care should be sexually sterilized, he may have the operation performed upon any patient afflicted with hereditary forms of insanity, imbecility, etc., on complying with the very careful provisions by which the act protects the patients from possible abuse.

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The superintendent first presents a petition to the special board of directors of his hospital or colony, stating the facts and the grounds for his opinion, verified by affidavit. Notice of the petition and of the time and place of the hearing in the institution is to be served upon the inmate, and also upon his guardian, and if there is no guardian the superintendent is to apply to the Circuit Court of the County to appoint one. If the inmate is a minor notice also is to be given to his parents, if any, with a copy of the petition. The board is to see to it that the inmate may attend the hearings if desired by him or his guardian. The evidence is all to be reduced to writing, and after the board has made its order for or against the operation, the superintendent, or the inmate, or his guardian, may appeal to the Circuit Court of the County. The Circuit Court may consider the record of the board and the evidence before it and such other admissible evidence as may be offered, and may affirm, revise, or reverse the order of the board and enter such order as it deems just. Finally any party may apply to the Supreme Court of Appeals, which, if it grants the appeal, is to hear the case upon the record of the trial in the Circuit Court and may enter such order as it thinks the Circuit Court should have entered. There can be no doubt that so far as procedure is concerned the rights of the patient are most carefully considered, and as every step in this case was taken in scrupulous compliance with the statute and after months of observation, there is no doubt that in that respect the plaintiff in error has had due process at law.

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The attack is not upon the procedure but upon the substantive law. It seems to be contended that in no circumstances could such an order be justified. It certainly is contended that the order cannot be justified upon the existing grounds. The judgment finds the facts that have been recited and that Carrie Buck ‘is the probable potential parent of socially inadequate offspring, likewise afflicted, that she may be sexually sterilized without detriment to her general health and that her welfare and that of society will be promoted by her sterilization,’ and thereupon makes the order. In view of the general declarations of the Legislature and the specific findings of the Court obviously we cannot say as matter of law that the grounds do not exist, and if they exist they justify the result. We have seen more than once that the public welfare may call upon the best citizens for their lives. It would be strange if it could not call upon those who already sap the strength of the State for these lesser sacrifices, often not felt to be such by those concerned, in order to prevent our being swamped with incompetence. It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind.

The principle that sustains compulsory vaccination is broad enough to cover cutting the Fallopian tubes.

Jacobson v. Massachusetts, 197 U. S. 11, 25 S. Ct. 358, 49 L. Ed. 643, 3 Ann. Cas. 765. Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

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But, it is said, however it might be if this reasoning were applied generally, it fails when it is confined to the small number who are in the institutions named and is not applied to the multitudes outside. It is the usual last resort of constitutional arguments to point out shortcomings of this sort. But the answer is that the law does all that is needed when it does all that it can, indicates a policy, applies it to all within the lines, and seeks to bring within the lines all similary situated so far and so fast as its means allow. Of course so far as the operations enable those who otherwise must be kept confined to be returned to the world, and thus open the asylum to others, the equality aimed at will be more nearly reached.

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Judgment affirmed.

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Mr. Justice BUTLER dissents.

Walrus On Vacation: Pre-Trial Edition

Walrus being on vacation to parts unknown, I am monitoring the news feeds to try to guess where he is.

Paraglider Gets Caught in Tree Near Poo Poo Point
king5 | 4/29/22

ISSAQUAH, Wash ― A paraglider got caught about 30 feet up a tree at Poo Poo Point Friday afternoon.

Eastside Fire & Rescue reported the person was removed from the tree before units arrived and there were no injuries.

However, a person could still be seen up in the tree around 4 p.m.

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Mostly Nude AirBnB Renter Assaults [Man]
NorthEscambia.com | April 28, 2022

An Airbnb renter is facing charges after allegedly running around mostly nude . . .

. . . Lewis overstayed her Airbnb rental in the upstairs area of the victim’s home, according to an arrest report which states she is a narcotics user with a history of violent, erratic behavior and keeps “a collection of butcher knives” in her room.

Deputies arrived at the residence to find Lewis outside wearing “sensual/erotic clothing of the lingerie type” that left her almost naked, the report states.

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Tulsa Woman Arrested After Beating Man’s Truck, Running Away From Officers Naked
News On 6 | 04/30/2022

A Tulsa woman is in jail Saturday after police said she beat a truck with a piece of wood and then took off all her clothes and ran away.

Officers said a man flagged them down near Skelly and Memorial where they found the woman . . .

The man told them Russell beat his truck with a piece of wood. When police tried to talk to her, she took off all her clothes and ran naked through the intersection of 31st and Memorial.

Sounds like a fun trip so far — meeting the common clay of the Old West.

 

 

Straight Line of the Day: Could You Possibly Come Up With a Worse Idea for a Book Than Dr. Jill’s Biography?

Doctor Dud: Jill Biden Biography Sells Just 250 Copies in First Week
Free Beacon | 4/29/2022 | Andrew Stiles

The American people are decidedly disinclined to pay $26 for a book about the life of President Joe Biden’s primary caretaker. Politico reports that a recently published biography of Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D, sold just 250 copies in its first week of circulation.

The Politico article, which documents the professional anxiety of White House correspondents who find it “boring and difficult” to cover an administration whose policies they wholeheartedly support, cites the poor sales of Jill: A Biography of the First Lady by AP reporters Julie Pace and Darlene Superville as an example of why journalists are so bummed out now that a Democrat is in charge.

Straight Line of the Day: Could you possibly come up with a worse idea for a book than Dr. Jill’s biography?