Straight Line of the Day: Coming out of Biden’s “It’s Not My Fault and Things Are Great ” economic address today…
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“You’re telling me that cutting off Putin’s pipeline will harm his economy, but cutting off ours won’t hurt our economy?”
— Someone on the internet]
Joey: I did the math and Divided the GDP by the deficit + debt x 2 so I’m pretty sure I know how the sprinkles stay on my ice cream.
… “You should treat me better, because I’m one heartbeat away from unleashing the Harris Administration…”
…and the Kamala Kackle is heard in the distance.
… the speech shifts back and forth between the influences of Steve Urkel and Peewee Herman…
… the appointment of Oprah Winfrey as Transportation Czar…
“An electric car for you, an electric car for you… an electric car for everybody!”
…”I promise to do everything I can to fight inflation, starting by issuing $10,000 checks to every American…”
Welcome to Malaise 2: The Misery Index Lives! We have nothing to fear but me, itself. 10% of your bucks stop here. If you like your doctor, well, tough, you can’t afford him/her any more. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for foreign invaders via an illegitimate presidency. I have a dream, that Hunter and I will go to Hooters while the “doctor” is in Europe somewhere. I have to leave before I get in trouble.
…”I’ve just added Hunter to the team – he’s a real whiz at wealth acquisition…”
“Every day, in every way, I’m getting better and better.”
Actual quotes:
Biden, on responsibility for inflation: “We’re in power… We control all three branches of the government. Well, we don’t really.”
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“The number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we’ve built is inflation.”
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“…the Department of…the Department of…the military.”
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“You know, we have no plan — they have no plan to bring down energy prices today.”
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“I know you’re frustrated. I can taste it.”
As the Biden handlers earnestly believe the problem to be “poor messaging” rather than bad policies, they managed to fill the president’s teleprompter with a degree of pure BS never before achieved in the history of dishonest politics.
Coming out of Biden’s “It’s Not My Fault and Things Are Great ” economic address today…
he feels confident that Walrus’ losses in Vegas will stimulate the economy in no time.
At least those loses were voluntary…
Not on my part.
“You’re telling me that cutting off Putin’s pipeline will harm his economy, but cutting off ours won’t hurt our economy?”
— Yes, it’s called Biden logic.