Anything you can do, I can do better! No you can’t! Yes, I can! No you can’t! Yes, I can! No you can’t! Yes, I can. Yes I caaaaaaaaan! Reply to this comment
At the state dinner, when the Queen read the menu that said they were serving lamb, she realized she had made a terrible choice of gowns. The President had warned her, but too late. 2 Reply to this comment
[Queen, reading prophesy:] “Someday there will be a biologically male Assistant Health Secretary named Levine who will look remarkably like me.” 1 Reply to this comment
President Reagan had been briefed that monkee business would not be found to be amusing so he left Bonzo back at home..it was past his bedtime anyway… 2 Reply to this comment
The President and I made a bet. I lost; thus, my attire tonight was chosen by him. 1 Reply to this comment
Queen: “An Irishman walks past a bar..well it could happen you know”.
Queen: We are not amused
Reagan: Oh yes, yes we are.
Queen Royally Cracks up Reagan
Anything you can do, I can do better!
No you can’t!
Yes, I can!
No you can’t!
Yes, I can!
No you can’t!
Yes, I can. Yes I caaaaaaaaan!
At the state dinner, when the Queen read the menu that said they were serving lamb, she realized she had made a terrible choice of gowns. The President had warned her, but too late.
HahahahaHA! You and your swishy inbred monarchy, so darn CUTE!
A surprise guest at the Ronald Reagan Roast just slays….
“… and then the Archbishop said, ‘pull the other one, it has bells on it’.”
[Queen, reading prophesy:]
“Someday there will be a biologically male Assistant Health Secretary named Levine who will look remarkably like me.”
Who knew that Her Highness could pull of a cockney accent?
President Reagan had been briefed that monkee business would not be found to be amusing so he left Bonzo back at home..it was past his bedtime anyway…
The President and I made a bet. I lost; thus, my attire tonight was chosen by him.
Sic transit gloria munda.