“Good morning Mr. Walrus.”
“And a good morning to you Miss Welch, glad to have you back.”
“Glad to be back sir, a have a small problem though.”
“Hate to hear that, what can I do to help?”
“Well, we have a back up on the memes so I was wondering if we can up the number we show.”
“Of course, I love to up things for you!”
“I know I have missed that.”
“Then let’s go get it corrected, shall we?”
As far as the spilled bacon goes I saw that happen at IHOP once in their kitchen but the waitress assured me the 45 second rule was being enforced and everything was fine…and BTW your order is about ready!
…and that’s not the saddest picture…. there’s still some bacon in the pan.
…13 whole strips to be exact using basic calculus.