A crazed Southwest Airlines passenger who tried to open the aircraft’s door mid-flight before biting another passenger in the thigh claimed . . . that ‘Jesus told her to fly to Ohio and Jesus told her to open the door’, according to a court document.
— Daily Mail | 11-29-22 | Neirin Gray Desai
I heard he kept singing ‘Jesus just left Chicago and he’s headed for New Orleans’.
Jesus should have told him to take a Greyhound.
Why do I expect the update to this story includes the revelation that Jesus was the porter at the terminal who helped her with her bags?
How did the perp bite through her double mask?
“But the two wings of the great eagle were given to the woman, so that she could fly into the wilderness to her place, where she *was nourished for a time and times and half a time, from the presence of the serpent.”
Then she checked the ticket, the Browns were playing the Bills in Buffalo…she should have landed in Buffalo..
Not even half of an obscury????For the first half??
You have a point.
Sadly, I don’t have the PhotoShop skills for half an Obscury.
And I’m not clear on what degree of obscurity something needs to be.
We don’t want people sending in stuff that no one has ever heard of. What’s the fun in that?
Not that that’s the case here.
Half an obscury, philosophically
Must, ipso facto, half not be
But half the obscury has got to be
A vis-a-vis its entity, you see?
But can an obscury be said to be
Or not to be an entire obscury
When half the obscury is not a obscury
Due to our extensive knowledgability?
Revelation 12:14..ok..ok
.I got it now..obscure..but not that obscure..check
Hey, I never said I could stay awake through reading Revelations, just that I was too lazy to Google.
Are we going down a Half-an-Obscury self-referencing whatsis feedback loop here?
I say nay. If you go Obscury you go full Obscury or go home.
She probably meant Jesus, her meth dealer, who actually said something like “Get away from me you crazy b17(4, go jump out a plane or sumtin”.