Biden and Xi To Hold “Candid” Conversation in Bali Next Week
The Hill | 11/10/2022 | Laura KellyPresident Biden is preparing for a candid and in depth conversation with Chinese President Xi Jinping when the two leaders meet privately on Nov. 14 on the sidelines of the G20 summit in Bali, Indonesia, the White House said Thursday.
Straight Line of the Day: What will Biden and Xi “candidly” say to each other?
“Hey Xi, what do you think about this Young Kin guy? Sounds Chinese to me, too…”
“Show me the money”
Biden: “Chicken bite corn missile dog”!
I got my 10%. Did you get yours?
Xi: “Dude, I gave you the 10%”
“Hey Joe, why don’t we get together for a nice summit in the spring? I hear Yalta is lovely that time of year…”
“Alan Funt thought it would be funny if we did this”
What will Biden and Xi “candidly” say to each other?
“I love you.”
“I know.”
I’ll not oppose you taking Taiwan if you look the other way when I invade Mexico.
Hey Joe you better start teaching Chinese in your schools ’cause when we takeover world….it gonna be your national language.
Biden: My fortune cookie says “Let’s Go Brandon.” Yours?
Xi: Same thing.
Biden: “Say Xi, you must be a Spinal Tap fan.”
…we can’t be certain. One will be speaking a language indistinguishable from gibberish, the other will be speaking Chinese.