Cochise County Board of Supervisors Refuse To Certify Election, Miss Deadline
kold.com | 11/28/2022TUCSON, Ariz. (KOLD News 13) – The Cochise County Board of Supervisors voted 2-1 Monday to table the certification of the election results.
They have now missed the deadline to do so and will likely face a lawsuit from the state.
The board will meet again on Friday and has demanded the state prove that vote tabulation machines were certified for accuracy.
The board is the same group that tried to order a full hand count of the ballots, but their efforts were blocked by courts several times.
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Navajo County voted unanimously to certify after the county attorney warned supervisors they could be sued if they didn’t.
Straight Line of the Day: Courts rule hand-counted ballots are verboten yet electronic tallies MUST be accepted. Also forbidden: …
Rock ’em Sock ’em Robot results from the eighties.
Foot counted ballots.
Courts Rule Hand-Counted Ballots Are Verboten Yet Electronic Tallies MUST Be Accepted. Also Forbidden: …
but Who’s counting?
Who was on First. Now, it’s “What’s counting?”
I Don’t Know is next.
Third Circuit!
Hey, I think we’ve got the makings of a bit, here.
… fistfights over the crowning of Miss Whatever…
… use of anything other than District-approved crayons by election officials…
… endless whining over election results – three weeks is the maximum, after that, suck it up, buttercup…
… ballot deliveries from unmarked panel vans in the dead of night…
votes from the Vicious Chicken of Bristol
Courts rule hand-counted ballots are verboten yet electronic tallies MUST be accepted. Also forbidden: … any obvious votes for a Republican.
. . . bringing evidence of ballot fraud to any court or state election board
Also forbidden: The Forbidden Planet because it’s forbidden.
Ballots that fell out of Blanche’s girdle if they violate the 5 second rule.
Write-in votes using blood from the Democrat candidate.
Finding more than the necessary votes to flip the results, before midnight, under your Christmas tree on New Year’s Eve, like last time, Stanley.
Also forbidden . . .
. . . giving the new sheriff a laurel and hearty handshake . . . and Methodists . . . and we don’t want the Irish . . . and 16 or more schnitzengruben . . . and Hedley Lamarr’s Academy Award . . . and stinkin’ badges . . . and not washing up after a cross burning . . .
Also forbidden:…
…questioning the decisions of HAL2000.
Meanwhile traitor Harmeet Dhillon teams up Henry Barbour to throw the GA race. She tweets “We have moved on to GA.)
OpsCure-y / VoteCure-y Award
Tugging on Superman’s cape
Spitting into the wind.
Messing around with Slim
First of Vote Tally Club, no one talks about Vote Tally Club.
Is it true they have Democrat HOs there?
All of ’em be ho’s.
Folgers Crystals
It’s forbidden to:
Go on the Antiques Roadshow as an expert, check out a semi-auto 12gauge shotgun and say it’s from the Duck Dynasty…