Straight Line of the Day: The dumbest child’s toy is…
… Don Rickle Me Elmo
... My Little IMAO Posty

“Good morning Miss Welch and a very Merry Christmas to you.”
“Thank you sir, I wish I brought you a gift.”
“Oh Miss Welch you bring me a gift every week.”
“I do?”
“Yes, yes you do. So who won last week?”
“Here’s our winner.”

“That’s a good one, so what is up for this week?”
“Here you go sir.”









