Offering appalling gee’s in advance, for this is admittedly not a terrific set-up.

But I have faith in the one, two, or fewer of you who are competent — in the eyes of law — to complete limericks. Place yourself in that class if you dare…

And, keep in mind, as Meghan constantly reminds us, you just can’t buy class.

There once was a fellow named Biden

Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’ . . .