Offering appalling gee’s in advance, for this is admittedly not a terrific set-up.
But I have faith in the one, two, or fewer of you who are competent — in the eyes of law — to complete limericks. Place yourself in that class if you dare…
And, keep in mind, as Meghan constantly reminds us, you just can’t buy class.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’ . . .
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’ . . .
he still get his ten percent
now that he’s President
because with China he’s sidin’.
That’s pure bacon dude!
I’m not a poet, how do you fit ‘in his basement’ on that?
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
A lifetime of debasement
America needs a replacement
So our country can stop its backslidin’.
Close enough?
Yes..very baconish.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
That mask on his face meant
He’d hide in his basement
While liberties he was deridin’
I think that fills the bill…
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
He will take a pill
When reminded by Jill
As into the sunset they’re ridin’.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Some think he’s stoned
But he may have been cloned
And a robot is now presidin’.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
He is really quite dumb
Jill dresses like a bum
His rotten family is not law-abidin’.
(My apologies to bums)
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
In spite of you
He staged a coup
And. Into the pits we’re a slidin’
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Congenital liar is he
And no doctor is she
America suffers while their puppeteers are guidin’.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Getting older and brittler
With speeches from Hitler
Not uniting, but definitely dividin’.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
He used a “hard lid”,
And, just like a kid,
He sent flacks out to do all his chidin’
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
With vitriol and the constant hates,
Worst person ever for the United States,
Down…down…down,the polls keep on slidin…
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
A son misbehaving, and couldn’t stop,
Caught misbehavin on his laptop,
Soon in a cell he’ll be residin…
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Found a 14 year old, named Jill,
Kept her for babysitting even still,
On this old meal ticket, she’ll always keep ridin..
No poetry, just getting sadder and sadder while reading all of these…
Don’t get me wrong, they are all very well thought out, and poetic. But the loss of my Nation loom’s larger when put to prose.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Two more years gritting teeth said the crowd,
A true leader will rise and again make us proud,
And in shame the clowns will go back into hidin..
Cheers Spiderman..we have a WEF a**clown up here too…tick tock..tick tock…
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’ . . .
… a dead whore in cave
for the money he’d save,
and now we all know he was lyin’
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Americans viewed all his works with disgust,
Build back better was useless, not a must,
The leader, too gone to soak in their chidin’
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’ . . .
Bumbling his speeches
off America he leeches
While he keeps on doing, you know, the thing.
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Circled by cronies, each one an assclown,
Not a true government, just the circus in town,
Not by any laws would they be abidin…
There once was a man named Biden
His hair sniffing fetish was hiding
He’d not take a spliff,
just wanted scalp sniff
His concern for America belying
Can’t help myself..going for bacon but last one..
There once was a fellow named Biden
Who was chiefly remembered for hidin’
Thought he worked for #2 Kamala,
She proves daily, she knows……nothing,
Unfortunately its her time she is biding..