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1. “My — how ordinawy”: Gifts that will make you a real hero this season

   Ammo

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2. “My — How Ordinawy”: Gifts That Will Make You a Real Hero This Season

   A paperback “Hellbender2, double hockeysticks”.

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3. “My — How Ordinawy”: Gifts That Will Make You a Real Hero This Season

   a gasoline gift certificate from your local convenience store.

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4. Krampus is being replaced by Kripke this holiday season.

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   • I’ll get the Kawaoke machine fwom my twunk, and we’ll blow the woof of this thing.

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5. New from the Disney World gift shop: The Mini Mouse Suck-O-Vac

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6. An authentic Batman suit my old one wore out, oh, and a Batmobile.

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7. “My — How Ordinawy”: Gifts That Will Make You a Real Hero This Season

   a Kyrsten Sinema bumper sticker.

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8. Real 100% cotton socks.
   Some new steel toes.
   Lumber
   AA Batteries
   A new insulated travel mug
   One (or three) of those three sided boot scrubbers you put by the front door.
   More knives
   And for the kids…. a ream of copier paper…and more knives

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9. Handcuffs.

   They’re the gift that keeps on giving. For everyone that should have known better and everyone that did know better but did it anyway.

   Think of all the happy smiles that will appear on the faces of the poor souls that pretended to have a pair for self promotion on instagram.

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10. Catnip!

    HA! You thought I was going to say tuna.

    Also tuna.

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    • Catnip spiced tuna?

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11. Peace on earth and goodwill towards men.

    Or….a really loaded ham sammich.

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12. Pork!

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13. The gift of love, friendship and unlimited access to your neighbors swimming pool.

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14. A Paul Whelan family reunion…

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15. A commerative Paul Pelosi tool belt with hammer…you can give it a quarter turn when not properly attired and say it’s your sporran and you are looking for your kilt…

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