Straight Line of the Day: Well, If You’re Going To Sue Kraft Over The Length of Time It Takes To Cook Mac and Cheese, You Might As Well Also Sue…

Florida women sues Kraft Heinz for millions because mac and cheese took longer than 3.5 minutes to cook: ‘It takes far longer’
The Blaze | November 28, 2022 | Chris Enloe

In a class-action lawsuit filed on Nov. 18 in the U.S. District Court in Miami, Ramirez accuses Kraft Heinz of false advertising because her 2.39 ounce cup of Velveeta Shells & Cheese was not “ready in 3½ minutes” as its packaging claimed it would be, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.

Straight Line of the Day: Well, if you’re going to sue Kraft over the length of time it takes to cook mac and cheese, you might as well also sue…