Florida women sues Kraft Heinz for millions because mac and cheese took longer than 3.5 minutes to cook: ‘It takes far longer’
The Blaze | November 28, 2022 | Chris EnloeIn a class-action lawsuit filed on Nov. 18 in the U.S. District Court in Miami, Ramirez accuses Kraft Heinz of false advertising because her 2.39 ounce cup of Velveeta Shells & Cheese was not “ready in 3½ minutes” as its packaging claimed it would be, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported.
Straight Line of the Day: Well, if you’re going to sue Kraft over the length of time it takes to cook mac and cheese, you might as well also sue…
…Imma bout to sue this toilet paper co. for not putting in HUGE letters and numbers that it is 1-ply.
It takes Biden and Fetterman four days to watch 60 Minutes, so there’s a lawsuit in the making.
I sued 60 Minutes once because I have the Tic-Toc Phobia and it would trigger gran ma seizures if I accidentally heard it.
Come to think of it, my Minute Rice seems to take 10-15 minutes.
It’s also much larger than the name implies.
Well, If You’re Going To Sue Kraft Over The Length of Time It Takes To Cook Mac and Cheese, You Might As Well Also Sue…
Samsung for making the Bixby timer so cumbersome.
The federal government for their idea of transitory inflation….
MacDonalds for McRib sandwiches…the horror…the horror…
The state government for their idea of “speedy trials”…
Or the Federal government – for the Jan 6 people. Almost 2 years and counting. With no bail.
Law enforcement for their idea of reasonable seizures…
If she weren’t so picky about texture and tenderness she could have eaten it in 2 minutes.
No-Doz. At some point you end up dozing.
Preparation H ads for them saying Preparation H on the whole, is a good product…
Who has a whole and can make a claim like that?
They meant ‘hole’.
Well, if you’re going to sue Kraft over the length of time it takes to cook mac and cheese, you might as well also sue…
them for that excuse they pass off as “Cheese”.
Professional Wrestling…I’ve been betting good money and losing my shirt..It has to be fixed
The weather app on my Iphone. Here in Washington, it shows partially cloudy if it’s completely gray all day except for once, somewhere during the day, a patch of blue is visible for a few seconds. In CO, it shows partly cloudy and it means blazing sun all day with a single fluffy bunny shaped cloud in the sky. Ruined a vacation when I totally overdressed for the weather.
Jimmy Johns. Sure I got my sandwich crazy fast, but the add didn’t say the crazy fast journey continues even after you’ve eaten.