What about my action figures? They are all the Dems in congress plus Brandon and I love playing with them as they’re trying to destroy America but they all end up in jail for Insider Trading among a bunch of other crimes. I think I found them on Amazon.
The Trans-Formers…
The all new Kinky Slinky …no one better say Rockem Sockem Robots!
My Little Pony – does no one understand the sizeist mentality here, and what about the crime of owning sentient beings, huh???
Ken’s Divorce Condo…
Yeah, that and Ken’s Divorce Porsche are SAHWWEEEAATT! If you look closely, you can even see the footprints on the headliner.
Government Bureaucrat collectables – get them before they get you!!!
Ball on a string with cup
Cap guns. Great toy, they come with just enough caps to realize it’s a great toy, but then good luck ever finding more caps again.
The Dumbest Child’s Toy Is…
EZ Break Oven.
G.I.Jane..
No kidding… nowadays they are just putting unsold G.I. Joes into the old G.I. Jane boxes and selling ’em at womens swim meets.
Operation..you open the box and that starts a timer..you have to wait 6 months to play it…
Three years in countries with socialized medicine.
The dumbest child’s toy is…
anything with a rainbow.
Any doll made for a boy. That’s right, I’m calling out all of you who played with “action figures”. And those of you who still do.
What about my action figures? They are all the Dems in congress plus Brandon and I love playing with them as they’re trying to destroy America but they all end up in jail for Insider Trading among a bunch of other crimes. I think I found them on Amazon.
Congress is more a bunch of inaction figures…
Well SOMEBODY is spending all that money!
See the Government Bureaucrat Collectables…
The FBI’s B ‘n’ E Babies?
Hunter Biden hard drive cleanup software…
Chinese Checkers At Customs…anal swabs testing for Covid ..foreigners only edition…”ef it bwown we shut yu don for 14 day…”
Twister…Chiropractor’s Gold Edition
Hungry Hungry Hippo..Oprah Winfrey Edition
Pet Roc.
Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Crowbars
..or Rockem Sockem Robots with brass knuckles.
Rockem Sockem Robots- Drag Queens with Purses Edition
Lololol
Pick Up Sticks- Heating the European Union during the Winter of 2022-23 Edition
Ballderdash- Where you totally ruin your girlfriends car while not wearing a seatbelt
The Pee Wee Herman pop-up book.
Whatever is gifted to AOC.
Hunter Biden’s Wretch-A-Sketch Art Game.
Chinese and Ukranian versions are called Weasels With Easels Laundromat.
The Sam Bankman-Fried Piggy Bank
The John Fetterman dress-up doll.
The Joe Biden or John Fetterman decoder ring. Who cares what either says?
The Kamala Harris Floozy Homemaker Toy. Mayor’s office sold separately.
Mr. Joe-Tato Head. Accessories include Corn Pop, the Easter Bunny, and Edith Wilson with a wardrobe of sofa cushions and tablecloths.
AOC Silly Putty-Head
A HOOP and a STICK!
A STICK!
https://youtu.be/eWW_F82HV-A
The Dumbest Child’s Toy Is…
Still too advanced for Joe Biden