“Dixie, I have two words for you: buggy whips. I will invest all the money I had planned to invest in Standard Oil stock, Edison whatsis, and those upstarts Graham Bell and the Wright Brothers — in BUGGY WHIPS!”
“Sir, is that a 500-lb bomb in the corner behind us?”
No sir, not a bomb. My wife suffers from a form of hysteria that is only alleviated through “personal massage.”. Though she does call it the Earth shaker.
But please focus, man. What if instead I were to fashion a paper demitasse?
My good man, my wife’s medical affairs are hardly a topic of casual discussion. I shall not go into to great detail but suffice to confirm that it is indeed a small scale cellulose replica of my phallus.
I do make paper facsimilies of items useful to the domestic housewife, after all.
Investors, however, are entitled to complete descriptions and demonstrations of all products.
It says:
December 5th 1933
A day that will live in infamy..and hangovers for millions of people.
“…and then we confiscate all privately held gold. Brilliant!”
This, Reginald, is a plate made out of paper.
Dixie, this is far too flimsy. You’d need some sort of contraption made of wicker to keep your Boston baked beans off your lapel at picnics.
The rest is history.
“Dixie, I have two words for you: buggy whips. I will invest all the money I had planned to invest in Standard Oil stock, Edison whatsis, and those upstarts Graham Bell and the Wright Brothers — in BUGGY WHIPS!”
“Sir, is that a 500-lb bomb in the corner behind us?”
No sir, not a bomb. My wife suffers from a form of hysteria that is only alleviated through “personal massage.”. Though she does call it the Earth shaker.
But please focus, man. What if instead I were to fashion a paper demitasse?
“Describe the function of this Earth-shaker in more detail.”
My good man, my wife’s medical affairs are hardly a topic of casual discussion. I shall not go into to great detail but suffice to confirm that it is indeed a small scale cellulose replica of my phallus.
I do make paper facsimilies of items useful to the domestic housewife, after all.
Investors, however, are entitled to complete descriptions and demonstrations of all products.
Now how did this get by the moderator?
Just asking.
For some people who just threw up in their mouth a little.
Hey I tried my damnedest to keep it about kitchen paper goods like God intended, but the record clearly shows that I was officially goaded.
These guys appear to be ill-suited for the job…
Hey! They’re both wearing the old guy’s coats!
Abiding by the IMAO dictum of “No wall decorations.”
Yes this Hans Solo plate will do nicely in my collection.
George and Jake Frisbee examine their first prototype.