Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Hello Miss Cardinale, enjoying a day out?”

“Yes sir, yourself?”

“Very nice day on the golf course, I so do like retirement.”

“Well, as Jimmy Buffett says ”Cause I love cajun martinis and playin’ afternoon golf.'”

“A wise man indeed. So do we have last week’s results?”

“And this week’s entries!”

“Proceed.”

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Ah, Good Old Alma Maters That Identify as Alma Paters

Or “Alma Lives Mater; But Diplomas Don’t”

A Majority of Colleges Have Dropped SAT Requirements, Matt Yglesias Has an Interesting Theory Why
Hotair | 04/26/2023 | John Sexton

So if you have kids in college or heading to college sometime soon then you’re probably already aware that many schools have abandoned the SAT as a requirement for applicants. Forbes reported last fall that the SAT is now optional at a majority of schools.

As the college application process picks up steam for the upcoming academic year, a new survey shows that more than 80% of U.S. bachelor-degree granting institutions will not require students seeking fall 2023 admission to submit either ACT or SAT standardized exam scores…

“An overwhelming majority of undergraduate admissions offices now make selection decisions without relying on ACT/SAT results,” said FairTest Executive Director Harry Feder in the organization’s news release. “These schools recognize that standardized test scores do not measure academic ‘merit.’ What they do assess quite accurately is family wealth, but that should not be the criteria for getting into college.”

Over at his Substack site, Matt Yglesias says this argument, that the SATs test for wealth is not completely wrong but it is a kind of convenient fiction that is meant to distract from the actual goal of dropping standardized tests. That goal, he argues, is hiding the ball on race-based preferences.

This is so obvious that it’s not worth beating around the bush: the schools leading the push toward de-testing are not making some kind of blunder, they are trying to get away with something. I’m fond of Talleyrand’s old quip “it’s worse than a crime, it’s a mistake,” but in this case, it’s a crime. SAT scores make it inconveniently easy to demonstrate anti-Asian discrimination in college admissions, so the industry is moving to burn the evidence.

Straight Line of the Day: Well? What Were You Doing That Was So Much More Important Than Listening to Kamala and What’s-His-Name?

Biden-Harris 2024 Disastrous Campaign Call Attracts Just 1,800 Viewers

Daily Fetched | April 28, 2023 | Jason Walsh

Joe Biden and Kamala Harris participated in the official Biden-Harris campaign call with grassroots supporters that only attracted 1,800 viewers on the live stream on YouTube.

This is the most popular president in history?

Throughout the video, Biden was fighting a losing battle with his teleprompter as Jill Biden helplessly stood by.

Dr. Jill looked visibly tense as Biden struggled to speak to his whole 1,800 ‘grassroots supporters.’

“Let’s finish the job,” Biden said.

“So, you know, you gotta let me tell you something because that’s so important because of all of you we will meet this moment,” Biden said.

Watch: VIDEO AT LINK……………………

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris and her husband, Doug Emhoff, also made an awkward appearance.

Doug Emhoff giggled as he informed the viewer, “I’m only here because I’m married to her.”

Emhoff is the same guy who complained about toxic masculinity.

2023 for Hitler

Free Speech Activists Get Confused After Deeming It a Hate Crime To Denounce Criticism of Those Who Ban Mocking of Mel Brooks’ Satirical “Springtime for Hitler”

“It literally has Hitler in the title!” screams pregnant girl who thinks she’s a boy