Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special

“Good evening Mr. Walrus.”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

“Mr. Walrus?”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ”

“MR. WALRUS!!!”

“ZZZ… Wha? What’s Happening?”

“It’s Saturday night and time for the new memes.”

“Already? Man, I am beat. Been playing so much golf. Need to rest. You got everything under control?”

“Yes sir, Got the winner and the new entries all set.”

“Then carry on and make sure I’m not disturbed.”

“You seem very disturbed to me.”

“ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.”

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Individuals and Governments Are Simultaneously Going Nuts

Per the BBC:

There were angry clashes at funeral of the 35-year-old on Friday in his home town of Haffouz [Tunisia], local media reported.

Issaoui had been accused of terrorism by police officers after he complained that he was unable to buy bananas for less than 10 dinars ($3.30; £2.66) a kilogram, double the price set by the government, reports say.

In a Facebook post, the footballer had written: “For a dispute with someone selling bananas at 10 dinars, I get accused of terrorism at the police station. Terrorism for a complaint about bananas… I have no more energy. Let the police state know that the sentence will be executed today.”

In protest, Issaoui burned himself to death.

Metaphor?

Dead Rodents Litter PM’s Official Home, But Do Canadians Care?
BBC News | April 12, 2023 | Jessica Murphy

From the White House to 10 Downing Street, political leaders live in some of the world’s most iconic official residences. But in Canada, the fate of 24 Sussex Drive, home to the country’s prime ministers for more than 70 years, is up in the air after it was allowed to fall into uninhabitable disrepair.

The list of problems would turn away even the most ambitious buyer looking for a fixer-upper.

The home that has welcomed the world’s elite – from John F Kennedy to Princess Diana and Mikhail Gorbachev – now sits empty, a fire trap rife with asbestos, lead, and mould, aging electrical wiring and rusted water pipes near “catastrophic collapse”, according to a federal agency. Drafty windows let in frigid Ottawa winter air and the house lacks central air conditioning for the summer months.

No Doubt, Serving Bud Light . . .

. . . without parental consent, by the National Teachers Association.

Nike Will Sponsor ‘Queer Youth Field Day’ In Memphis
dailycaller.com | 4/14/2023 | Alex Schwerha

Nike will sponsor a “Queer Youth Field Day” in Memphis, Tennessee, on Saturday for participants aged 13 to 25, according to an event flyer.

The event is co-hosted by OutMemphis, an LGBTQ+ nonprofit, and is intended for all LGBTQ-identifying “youth” and allies, according to its registration website. Activities are free and include games, bouncy houses, face-painting, tug-of-war,

. . . Nike vs. Parents . . .

tie-dying, and friendship bracelets.

“Queer Youth Field Day may have hit a slight roadblock last year, but we are BACK on the calendar for 2023! Join OUTMemphis and Nike for the re-re-kickoff of Queer Youth Field Day on April 15th from 12-4 PM at Glenview Park,” the description reads. “All LGBTQ+ youth and allies aged 13-25 are invited to a free afternoon of games, music, giveaways, and good weather.”

The event was postponed in 2022 due to a venue problem, according to its website. It is now “BACK and BIGGER than ever,” according to OutMemphis’ Instagram.

New event: Removal of Male Sports Bras. Gross.

LePetomania

Especially for zzyzx:

Police: Estimated 2 Million Dimes Stolen From Truck in Northeast Philadelphia
6ABC | 13 April 2023

PHILADELPHIA (WPVI) — Police are investigating after someone broke into a trailer containing hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of dimes in Northeast Philadelphia.

The discovery was made around 6 a.m. Thursday in a Walmart parking lot on the 4300 block of Byberry Road.

Police on the scene say an estimated two million dimes, worth $200,000, were stolen. That’s an increase from an earlier estimate of one million dimes.

Surely, one of the gang is going to drop one.

“Now, we gotta lay low. Nobody go out and buy a Cadillac with dimes.”

No SNL Spoof Necessary. Joe Provides It Himself.

Biden in Ireland:

STUDENT: “What’s the top step to success?”

JOE BIDEN: “What’s the top what?”

STUDENT: “Step – steps – step to success.”

JOE BIDEN: “Oh, well, making sure that we don’t all have COVID. What – why – what are we talking about here?”

HUNTER BIDEN: “If you can – what’s the – what’s the key to success?”

JOE BIDEN: “Oh, what’s the key to success? You know what I found out is the key to success is? And I’m not sure I’m the best guy to explain it; these guys can tell you.”

IMAO To Crack Down on Using Commas, Confusingly

Straight Line of the Day: Other Secrets Revealed in the Gaming Guardsman Leak: …

Leaked U.S. intelligence reveals military was aware of FOUR more Chinese spy balloons – and named them after notorious criminals including James ‘Whitey’ Bulger
Daily Mail UK | April 15, 2023 | Aneeta Bhole

Top-secret intelligence documents allegedly leaked by Massachusetts Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira reveal that U.S. intelligence agencies were aware of up to four more Chinese spy balloons in addition to the one that flew over the country earlier this year.

One balloon flew over a U.S. carrier strike group, another, code named Bulger-21 by U.S. officials, circumnavigated the Earth from Dec 2021 until May 2022, a third named Accardo-21 is also mentioned in the documents and a fourth is said to have crashed in the South China sea.

Reportedly hundreds of documents were allegedly shared by Teixeira on a private Discord group with the name Thug Shaker Central.

The most recent documents reveal that the U.S. government was yet to identify the purpose of sensors and antennas on the craft more than a week after it was shot down Feb 4.

The downed balloon was also revealed to carry sophisticated reconnaissance capabilities, including radar that could see at night and penetrate clouds, topsoil and other thin materials, according to one document produced by the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency on Feb. 15.

  1. “Aneeta Bhole” is not a prank phone call name.

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