Well, considering the tranny restroom etiquette for this day and age, I suppose “boldly going where no man has gone before” is pretty much old hat by now …
Tell that know-it-all science officer that if he corrects me in front of the crew one more time, I’m putting him in a red shirt and sending him on an away team.
One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
Violate the prime directive repeatedly and with wild abandon.
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
Explain to Guinan that her viewpoints should be kept to herself.
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
Would never be content with just Seven. Would search relentlessly for the other eight.
D…
…down-twinkle?
Well, considering the tranny restroom etiquette for this day and age, I suppose “boldly going where no man has gone before” is pretty much old hat by now …
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
Sing to Madred “I Saw the Light”.
Sing it to him four times, but tell him it was actually five.
Install seat belts on the chairs on the bridge!
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
Warn Wesley Crusher about Sheldon.
Green chicks?
Oh, and Yeoman Rand.
Tell that know-it-all science officer that if he corrects me in front of the crew one more time, I’m putting him in a red shirt and sending him on an away team.
I would ask Scotty for more power, then make it so…
I would go ……. OUT THERE
Keep an eye on Sulu.
Might shoot up the joint.
Tell Scotty that he gets the shield up now, or he will be the shield.
Tinker with the trans-porters to make transitioning quick and easy, then run Sulu through it as a test…
“There’s a warped five on the Transporter deck, Captain.”
Answer that distress call from Alderaan…
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
Program the holodeck to “Interns” and never come out.
If Your Were Installed as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, What Would You Do?
I’d retire and become a Tribble farmer.
Take a nap. Watch the Masters Golf Tournament.
Boldly go where no Han has gone before.