After graduating school, Ron Weasley struggled to get out of Harry’s shadow. He began overcompensating, trading in the Anglia for a manlier truck. Unfortunately, he also fell into alcoholism, hitting rock bottom one night when he tried to fly home after a few too many butterbeers.
That’s on old country song:
“We lost grand-dad’s Apache,
it was blue and white beaut,
he parked it by the ol’ split tree,
now it’s hangin in the brute,
high up in that wooden Vee,
shoulda ripped it out by the root”
Yeah, I told Earl it weren’t wide enough. He said I’d measured for a modern truck and this here vintage model would squeak through just fine. Thing is, the vintage model h’ain’t got the horsepower of your modern pickup so it didn’t get the necessary height to reach the wider spot; and, well, here we are, stuck in these trees.
The neighborhood kids thought that a tree house was too mundane..,
I’ll just go ahead and say it. Someone took the wrong left turn in Albuquerque.
Hey, Dis ain’t Pismo beach.
It’s been a while, but, now I remember where I parked my truck…..
Dudes in the bed were mooning the cheerleaders … After having just filled up on double-bean burritos … All fired simultaneously… Vrooooooom!!
All we need now are some industrial-strength rubber bands and a tractor with a release mechanism, then, voilà, a truckapult!!!
“Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.”
This is what happens when you leave your truck parked in the same place too long.
After graduating school, Ron Weasley struggled to get out of Harry’s shadow. He began overcompensating, trading in the Anglia for a manlier truck. Unfortunately, he also fell into alcoholism, hitting rock bottom one night when he tried to fly home after a few too many butterbeers.
I still struggle with regular chopsticks.
“Dr. Jill” to her insurance company, “These two trees jumped into the road and then jumped back across the sidewalk! On my word as a Biden!”
My sister said that in the 80’s. She was driving home from a bar when a vicious tree jumped in the road, hit her, and dragged her to the side…
“Mistakes were made”
Pickup Trunks
You’ve heard of the Nissan Leaf and the Toyota Sequoia? This is the Ford Swamp Maple. Uses zero fuel, zero electricity, and barely leaks oil.
That’s on old country song:
“We lost grand-dad’s Apache,
it was blue and white beaut,
he parked it by the ol’ split tree,
now it’s hangin in the brute,
high up in that wooden Vee,
shoulda ripped it out by the root”
The lift at an Appalachian Quiki Lube
Hey paw, you reckon it’s ripe enough to pick.
Ummmm, boss, was that trim the branches or branch the trim?
“SHOOT THE GAP, EARL!”
Blake Shelton has an idea for a new country song.
Ford announces today that the Falcon nameplate will be attached to a pickup truck for the first time.
Critics cry fowl.
“Well officer, I missed the Post Office, cleared the school bus full of children, then I lost control of my vehicle.”
The Flukes of Hazzard
“…then when you come to a fork, take it.”
Yeah, I told Earl it weren’t wide enough. He said I’d measured for a modern truck and this here vintage model would squeak through just fine. Thing is, the vintage model h’ain’t got the horsepower of your modern pickup so it didn’t get the necessary height to reach the wider spot; and, well, here we are, stuck in these trees.
— Huckleberry Extended Fins
“Strange… my golf shot made it through just fine.”