(1) He will, as usual, hunt for new Babesleaga material while gambling. He’s a talented multi-tasker in situations like those
(2) I would advise him not to get the free dinner for going to a Time Share meeting…the meat is not top shelf..but the tequila is.
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
I’m guessing he won’t stay.
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
Leave.
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
Experience Fremont Street.
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
Double down.
(1) He will, as usual, hunt for new Babesleaga material while gambling. He’s a talented multi-tasker in situations like those
(2) I would advise him not to get the free dinner for going to a Time Share meeting…the meat is not top shelf..but the tequila is.
You can eat at those as well?
If you like the taste of horse meat.
Always depends on the sauce.
What Walrus won’t do is a much shorter list… because my advice is to enjoy himself…
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
Gamble.
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
Catch Usher.
If he does catch Usher, I hope he detains him long enough to prevent him from performing at the Superbowl.
Why would I catch him? I can jolly well find my seat on my own thank you very much.
Advice? Enunciate carefully when asking, Where are the slots?”
Give in to your secret curiosity. Go see Thunder From Down Under already.
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
My secret
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
I never take my own advice.
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
Whatever he wants. The city is run by Democrats. There are no laws. Leave the MAGA hat at home.
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
See Rich Little’s show while he is still alive. Little skewers Democrats throughout the show.
If I recall, it’s convenient to the Hoover Dam, so I recommend he go tour the site of his second-favorite Transformers movie.
I had a favorite?
It was the Transformers/Police Squad crossover, where Frank Drebin turned into a fighter jet.
… and finds the missing Kelner flyer.
What will Walrus do in Vegas?
The Watusi and the Mashed Potato
What would you advise Walrus to do in Vegas?
Name-drop FrankJ at the Bellagio.
Saw Rush Limbaugh at the Black Jack table there once.
Before or after his death?
Trying to remember… pretty sure it was before.
What will Walrus do in Vegas?
Noneya
What would you advise Walrus to do in Vegas?
Check Lake Mead to make sure his previous doings aren’t coming to light.
The desert is so much better a place to “lose” things.
So I heard.
If he does what the bear does in the woods, let’s hope it stays in Vegas.
1). Catch a fight between the current heavy weight champ… and the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
2). Start a casino in a large wooden badger.
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
Celebrate the recovery of Lake Mead.
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
Check to see how Lake Manly is doing.
(1) What Will Walrus Do in Vegas?
What won’t Walrus do in Vegas?
(2) What Would You Advise Him To Do in Vegas?
Make sure it stays in Vegas.
I’ll do anyting for love, but I won’t do that.
1) What will Walrus do in Vegas?
I’m not a stool pigeon.
2) What would you advise him to do in Vegas?
Pay for the good lawyers. The extra money is worth it.