However, despite all the big talk, the Social Security Department has not actually gotten around to updating the forms to include anything other than the standard male/female. I believe the issue is still stuck in the committee to decide which division gets to assign the branch that will assign the work to a team lead who will decide which employee gets to first consider the changes.
As in, “What are Oppo doing Friday night? Would They like to accompany interns Welch and Cates for a night on the town, and maybe a little menage-a-whatever afterwards”?
I don’t refer to anybody as “they,” except Legion, who I haven’t seen since he was turned into ham and soon discovered swine don’t swim.
Fun fact: Legion doesn’t actually contain multitudes, they just have multiple personality disorder.
However, despite all the big talk, the Social Security Department has not actually gotten around to updating the forms to include anything other than the standard male/female. I believe the issue is still stuck in the committee to decide which division gets to assign the branch that will assign the work to a team lead who will decide which employee gets to first consider the changes.
The scam works because the Social Security Admin. is not allowed to discriminate against your pronouns.
As in, “What are Oppo doing Friday night? Would They like to accompany interns Welch and Cates for a night on the town, and maybe a little menage-a-whatever afterwards”?
Downside: Your income tax just tripled.
Schizophrenia can be a real b*tch…
As long as it’s not they’re. Or their. It could bring down the entire system.
I’ll still call him Mr. Snuggles.
I don’t refer to anybody as “they,” except Legion, who I haven’t seen since he was turned into ham and soon discovered swine don’t swim.
Fun fact: Legion doesn’t actually contain multitudes, they just have multiple personality disorder.