Straight Line of the Day: One Regret: … Posted by Oppo on 13 December 2023, 12:00 pm i.e., that third McDonald’s cheeseburger.
One Regret: … Never getting a tattoo that actually says NO REGERTS just for a goof. 2 Reply to this comment
…is that I only have one regret. I apparently have not been living life properly. 1 Reply to this comment
That fateful internet search for that 1940’s Texas Aggie movie “We’ve Never Been Licked”. 1 Reply to this comment
That time Teacher said “Class Dismissed” and I believed her. (That’s her leaning backwards from her higher-than-normal desk. I thought class was dismissed.) Reply to this comment
The large coffee and that second raisin bran muffin…then I got stuck in traffic… 1 Reply to this comment
One Regret: …
Never getting a tattoo that actually says NO REGERTS just for a goof.
That fateful google search for information regarding moon nuking.
… that one time I disrespected the Emu…
ONE time?
Government math…
Dancing with the devil in the pale moon light.
…that I don’t have more regrets.
One Regret: …
not participating in election fraud when everyone else did.
One Regret: …
Thinking that the FBI were the ‘good guys’.
I shoulda taken da money.
…is only the beginning of good times.
…is that I only have one regret. I apparently have not been living life properly.
…leaving the cannoli.
…I wasn’t there when the Yak really needed someone.
Poor Yak.
I knew him Horatio.
That fateful internet search for that 1940’s Texas Aggie movie “We’ve Never Been Licked”.
…Making fun of my grandpa for being bald. Karma’s a bitch.
That time Teacher said “Class Dismissed” and I believed her.
(That’s her leaning backwards from her higher-than-normal desk. I thought class was dismissed.)
One Regret: …
just being too damn sexy.
The large coffee and that second raisin bran muffin…then I got stuck in traffic…