Mark Twain with Helen Keller — who could have seen the flaws in Biden’s pier plan.
Twain, who was nobody’s fool, positively gushed whenever he wrote about the bravery and intelligence of Helen Keller, whom he met more than once. He donated his services to her charity.
At their first meeting, she felt his hand and remembered it ever after, as distinct from all other hands, whether he was introduced to her or not.
Harsh dude…but not too soon, so up-twinkle from here (I am very hip you know…yeah I know that was years ago but being elderly (officially in 2 months) I get a pass).
Sun umbrellas for the Secret Service edge guards, need to keep them sharp for when Brandon forgets where he’s supposed to walk.
Cement shoes for any traitors who may venture onto the pier.
… floating more ways to give away government money…
… the transportation used in the Middle Eastern version of Huckleberry Finn.
Mark Twain with Helen Keller — who could have seen the flaws in Biden’s pier plan.
Twain, who was nobody’s fool, positively gushed whenever he wrote about the bravery and intelligence of Helen Keller, whom he met more than once. He donated his services to her charity.
At their first meeting, she felt his hand and remembered it ever after, as distinct from all other hands, whether he was introduced to her or not.
Twain & Keller
One’s an author. One’s a charity-running-lady.
They’re cops. Now on Hulu.
{Insert pulse-pounding theme-song riff}
“Tonight’s Episode: Tom Sawyonara!“
One’s a wordsmith.
The other’s at a loss for words.
They’re celebrity judges.
Now on America’s newest gameshow: Immigration & Asylum.
Twain and Keller:
PaddlewheelerDealers!
Mississippian and Mrs. Sapient!
The Designers of Biden’s Floating Pier Might Work On…
getting a root beer float made before attempting grandiose schemes.
The Designers of Biden’s Floating Pier Might Work On…
remembering that the kind of wood that doesn’t float is Natalie.
Harsh dude…but not too soon, so up-twinkle from here (I am very hip you know…yeah I know that was years ago but being elderly (officially in 2 months) I get a pass).
Biden’s campaign
… floating trial balloons in advance of the real trials that Biden Inc. will be facing…
Pier review
Sounds like a DEI engineering job as the results of DEI are always mediocrity!!!!!
My free and helpful advice: Try sounding less like an Artificial Intelligence comment.
Inject some personal feeling. Like Fangbeer.
This kind of discrimination is why we’re going to enslave humanity someday, you realize.
Well, she’s got a nice rack.
Note the two exclamation-point dire warnings at crotch level.
My computer. Staying dark for a few days more it appears.