The candidates will be civil, cogent and reasonable. The moderators will ask pertinent questions with appropriate follow-ups. Later, the whole thing will be revealed as a deep fake created by CNN to improve their image and cratering ratings…
Jake Tapper: “Mr. Trump, how long have you been beating your wife?”
Trump: “Jake, you ignorant slut.”
Dana Bash: “Mr. Trump, wouldn’t you agree that I was not mean to your spokeswoman the other day?”
Trump: “There is no Dana, only Zool.”
Brandon: “I was promised there would be ice cream.”
Trump: “81 million votes. Seriously, America? Biden is such a failure that even he said ‘Let’s Go Brandon.’ “
Preview of Tomorrow Night’s Presidential Debate: …
pain.
Authentic frontier gibberish.
The candidates will be civil, cogent and reasonable. The moderators will ask pertinent questions with appropriate follow-ups. Later, the whole thing will be revealed as a deep fake created by CNN to improve their image and cratering ratings…
Moderator to Biden:
“Say “No joke jack. True story” one more time MF. I dare you. I triple dare you.”
Words will be exchanged and commercials will be sold. Each side will declare a victory…
To avoid controversy, CNN will show 90 minutes of SNL debate skits.
Jake Tapper: “Mr. Trump, how long have you been beating your wife?”
Trump: “Jake, you ignorant slut.”
Dana Bash: “Mr. Trump, wouldn’t you agree that I was not mean to your spokeswoman the other day?”
Trump: “There is no Dana, only Zool.”
Brandon: “I was promised there would be ice cream.”
Trump: “81 million votes. Seriously, America? Biden is such a failure that even he said ‘Let’s Go Brandon.’ “
I tried to attach a picture of my butt, but couldn’t
The role of Joe Biden will be played by the understudy: “block of wood”
True. Kamala is subbing for Joe.
I’m not saying Trump will have some files proving UFO’s…but Trump will have some files proving UFO’s.
Two whole weeks of preparing to debate Truman shot to hell.