Straight Line of the Day: Dear IMAO: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me … Posted by Oppo on 20 November 2024, 12:00 pm
…I never thought I would read the entire 400 page journal on the Spanish Inquisition. 2 Reply to this comment
…but I dropped a piece of toast that landed butter-side up… 5-second rule applied… 1 Reply to this comment
… I earned the first-ever coveted cumulative Harvey award for netting 10 likes from 17 comments on a single post… 3 Reply to this comment
Dear IMAO: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me … The door to the Interns dorm was unlocked… Reply to this comment
… I was at a four-way stop sign, and when I reached the intersection, all four of us made a right turn at the same time. 3 Reply to this comment
Dear IMAO: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me … …and I pray to God that it will never happen again. 4 Reply to this comment
…I never thought I would read the entire 400 page journal on the Spanish Inquisition.
I was not expecting that.
No one did.
…, but I never had something happen to me…
…but I dropped a piece of toast that landed butter-side up… 5-second rule applied…
… I earned the first-ever coveted cumulative Harvey award for netting 10 likes from 17 comments on a single post…
Dear IMAO: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me …
The door to the Interns dorm was unlocked…
… I saw a pile of nighties on the floor . . .
Were there any titties in them?
No, Buttigieg was not chestfeeding here.
… I was at a four-way stop sign, and when I reached the intersection, all four of us made a right turn at the same time.
Cool!
Now that’s a Busby Berkeley move if I ever heard of one.
… starring Ms. Lane-a Turner.
Dear IMAO: I Never Thought This Would Happen To Me …
…and I pray to God that it will never happen again.
I never thought the door to the interns dorm would ever be unlocked.
Well, it’s just the first door. Picture the opening of “Get Smart.”
It’s a trap!