California Mandates Minimum Wage To Be a Room Half-Filled With Gold Coins For the Employee To Dive Into and Swim In

Businesses Skeptical, Leaving

Employees: “Can’t Really Afford To Hire Someone To Help Us Move All These Coins, You Know?”

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  1. California also passed a sister mandate that swimming without a licensed lifeguard earning minimum wage will be punished by a fee of one room fully filled with gold coins to be deposited into the transportation fund for wireless charging bus roads and a choo-choo.

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