I decided Trump does a better Trump than I do, so I cribbed this from a press “gaggle” aboard Air Force One, and changed some words:
THE PRESIDENT: I don’t think the tensions are high. Look, IMAO is a very special site, and these commenters are special people. You know, these are very successful people, or they wouldn’t have gotten — you know, they’ve attained the highest heights of self-awareness. And I think they have fantastic relationship to the Emu.
And IMAO has been incredible. You know, hundreds of billions of dollars of waste and fraud and abuse has been already mocked. And that doesn’t mean they don’t have a little bit of an argument here and there about something or maybe personnel arguments.
There’s not too many contract arguments. You know, no contracts have been found. There aren’t any contracts. And some of their spending has been somewhat wasteful — or very wasteful, but I think fraud. I think it’s fraud.
Q There was just another stewardess incident on a plane.
THE PRESIDENT: Well, that has nothing to do with the HR department. That was a incident, and that would have happened whether you had a Walrus and Oppo in a big department store on the ground, as you understand.
It’s just they’re in — they have spates like this. You know, they have times when things happen a little bit more often than normal. And then it goes back, and you go many years without having a problem.
I’ll tell you, I think the Southwest pilot did a fantastic job last week when he limited Walrus and Oppo to the other section of the plane, because if he hadn’t put the brakes on, that wouldn’t have been good. But the way he immediately stepped on it and lifted off, as opposed to, you know, thinking for about three seconds when it would have been too late. The Southwest pilot, or pilots, they did a great job.
No mention of the Intern petty cash problem. Just like the FED,. IMAO’s finances should be audited! Also, membership STILL doesn’t have access to the Interns! Management has to learn how to stop hoggin’ the goods and open the women’s lounge to the membership!! We demand accountability!!! Some of the brest things about IMAO are being denied to us!
Hurry this up, I got a tee time.
Okokokok…there it is…geesh.
Trump to Technician:
“What do you call a wizard with wireless headphones”?
Airy-Podder
“Control air traffic? Sure, I’ll give it a whirl – can’t be any harder than making fries…”
“Hey Ayatollah! What do you call 500 dead Houthis?”… A good start!”
Leading by example; a politician on a zoom meeting with his pants on for once!
Trump: “B-5…BINGO!”
Tech: “Uh, sir, this isn’t Bingo. But you did just sink their battleship!”
Trump: “Push the button labeled “Zelenskyy.” Then press “Neutron Bomb! And send a condolences card to his family.”
Mr President, would you please stop listening to “eye of the tiger” for a second and tell me the secret to that glorious mane?
Needs more cow bell.
“Tell AOC to jump up and down.”
I’m not his PR manager, but in 4 years he better well change his hat to “MADE America Great Again”
And I’m a Canadian saying that.
That is a actually good point.
So far, so good.
“Sir, it’s confirmed. The Zagros is on the bottom..”
I decided Trump does a better Trump than I do, so I cribbed this from a press “gaggle” aboard Air Force One, and changed some words:
I have no recollection of this incident.
No mention of the Intern petty cash problem. Just like the FED,. IMAO’s finances should be audited! Also, membership STILL doesn’t have access to the Interns! Management has to learn how to stop hoggin’ the goods and open the women’s lounge to the membership!! We demand accountability!!! Some of the brest things about IMAO are being denied to us!
Perhaps Eric Stratton, from Animal House, said it best — or perhaps he didn’t:
“Look, I’m not saying we didn’t take some liberties with our female guests and commenting members… We did.”
Walrus has the binders full of women. Those will take some getting.
Il DUCCE: the Department of Unpaid Commenter and Cutie Efficiency.
Our collection from a French city has diplomatic immunity.