Washington Post ‘mystified’ by drop in fentanyl seizures at US-Mexico border
The Post Millennial | 6/2/25The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in fentanyl seizures at the southern border is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Donald Trump has made it a point to crack down on border security as well as fentanyl trafficking into the US.
The outlet suggested that the Trump administration’s policies, such as threatening tariffs on China as well as Mexico to curb fentanyl, could have little to do with the drop in fentanyl, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story.”
The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in bra and panty seizures in the intern quarters is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Basil — not Basil — has made it a point to crack down on intern security as well as bra and panty trafficking in the Salvation Army.
The outlet suggested that Basil (not Basil)’s policies, such as threatening sanctions on Oppo as well as Walrus to curb 12-year-old scotch, could have little to do with a wee drop of 12-year-old scotch, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story,” which will be pay-per-view.
I blame global warming.
It’s a fair cup.
IMAO President Basil (not Basil) forwarded a privileged communique claiming that bra and panty trafficking in The Intern’s Lounge (emphasis mine) had picked up substantially under Walrus’s management and a full investigation is underway. “Tell ’em to lawyer up, if you know what I mean! (wink, wink),” said Basil (not Basil). “He’s into some deep kimchi, this time, that one! Of course, it could also be Chinese. Someone left a real mess in there. Some of those panties and bra’s laying around are Chinese made! Is Mitch McConnell and his wife visiting there? This isn’t good. “
Biden added: “You know — the thong.”
Perhaps there is a French connection…