It made me mad, but I am but mad north-northwest. When the wind is southerly, I know a hack from a handsaw.
“I am eight times thrust through
the doublet, four through the hose, my buckler
cut through and through, my sword hacked like a handsaw.”— Falstaff
“What a slave art thou to hack
thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in
fight! What trick, what device, what starting-hole
canst thou now find out to hide thee from this open and apparent shame?”— Prince Hal
Leftists defend the idea of Oppo entering the Miss America dressing room because he is:
Zelensky Says Ukraine [– And IMAO –] Needs $40 Billion Annually in ‘Budgetary Support’ to Keep Up Fight Against Russia
Breitbart | 06/20/2025 | Kurt Zindulka“It’s crucial to have $40 billion annually in budgetary support for Ukraine [– and IMAO –] to ensure our resilience and the ability of our country [– and some obscure website –] to carry on. This should be a joint decision by G7 leaders, including the U.S., [and Playboy — if those entitties still exist]” the Ukrainian leader wrote.
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Results
| Jill St. John | No Preference | Barbara Carerra |
|---|---|---|
| 174 | 0 | 51 |
| Jacqueline Bisset | No Preference | Kim Basinger |
|---|---|---|
| 189 | 0 | 44 |
New Matches
Match 1
Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder) vs Zena Marshall (Miss Taro)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Ursula Andress | 2 – 0 – 0 | 356 – 159 |
Actress: Ursula Andress Nationality: Swiss Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Zena Marshall | 1 – 1 – 0 | 214 – 3 – 196 |
Actress: Zena Marshall Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) Synopsis:
Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.
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Match 2
Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana Romanova) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Daniela Bianchi | 2 – 0 – 0 | 341 – 4 – 41 |
Actress: Daniela Bianchi Nationality: Italian Bond Movie: From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Tatiana Romanova worked for the Soviet Embassy in Istanbul, and was coerced by the deadly Rosa Klebb into a mission to seduce James Bond and (unknowingly) lead him to his death. She helped Bond steal a Lektor decoding machine, and the pair escaped on the Orient Express train. After a failed assassination attempt by henchman Red Grant, Klebb tried to personally kill Bond, but Tatiana’s loyalty to Bond won out.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Eunice Gayson | 1 – 1 – 0 | 153 – 7 – 219 |
Actress: Eunice Gayson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Dr. No (1962) From Russia With Love (1963) Synopsis:
Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.
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