Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 6 : Jayma Mays vs Greta Garbo

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Jayma Mays vs Greta Garbo

Jayma Mays (2-3-0 Pts. 228 Avg. 45.60)

  • Week 1 Lost to Lynda Carter 27-92
  • Week 2 Defeated Selena Gomez 72-16
  • Week 3 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 31-75
  • Week 4 Defeated Britney Spears 76-32
  • Week 5 Lost to Barbara Eden 22-143

VS

Greta Garbo (2-3-0 Pts. 234 Avg. 46.80)

  • Week 1 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 37-83
  • Week 2 Lost to Lynda Carter 14-76
  • Week 3 Defeated Britney Spears 62-38
  • Week 4 Lost to Barbara Eden 17-97
  • Week 5 Defeated Alicia Silverstone 104-57

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Washington Post ‘mystified’ by drop in fentanyl seizures at US-Mexico border
The Post Millennial | 6/2/25

The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in fentanyl seizures at the southern border is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Donald Trump has made it a point to crack down on border security as well as fentanyl trafficking into the US.

The outlet suggested that the Trump administration’s policies, such as threatening tariffs on China as well as Mexico to curb fentanyl, could have little to do with the drop in fentanyl, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story.”

The Washington Post has said that a massive drop in bra and panty seizures in the intern quarters is “mysterious” and that it is a “more complex” story than one would think after President Basil — not Basil — has made it a point to crack down on intern security as well as bra and panty trafficking in the Salvation Army.

The outlet suggested that Basil (not Basil)’s policies, such as threatening sanctions on Oppo as well as Walrus to curb 12-year-old scotch, could have little to do with a wee drop of 12-year-old scotch, and claimed, “New data suggest a more complex story,” which will be pay-per-view.

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 6 : Britney Spears vs Alicia Silverstone

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Britney Spears vs Alicia Silverstone

Britney Spears (0-5-0 Pts. 157 Avg. 31.40)

  • Week 1 Lost to Barbara Eden 18-109
  • Week 2 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 19-80
  • Week 3 Lost to Greta Garbo 38-62
  • Week 4 Lost to Jayma Mays 32-76
  • Week 5 Lost to Selena Gomez 50-101

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Alicia Silverstone (1-4-0 Pts. 214 Avg. 42.80)

  • Week 1 Defeated Selena Gomez 85-21
  • Week 2 Lost to Barbara Eden 19-81
  • Week 3 Lost to Lynda Carter 24-87
  • Week 4 Lost to alerie Bertinelli 29-82
  • Week 5 Lost to Greta Garbo 57-104

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Yeah, I Was Marching With MLK and Nelson Mandela in Dealey Plaza When Kennedy Was Shot

Everytown Tries to Distance Itself From Activist Who Falsely Claimed to Be School Shooting Survivor
BearingArms | 5/30/25 | Cam Edwards

When gun control activists with Everytown for Gun Safety and Students Demand Action held a rally at the Kentucky state capitol in February to push for new restrictions on the right to keep and bear arms, one of the speakers captivated the small crowd of anti-gunners with his moving story about surviving a mass shooting at his Pennsylvania high school.

As it turns out, however, what Calvin Polachek told the crowd was an outright lie. He invented the school shooting and his self-proclaimed trauma, and now Everytown is scrambling to distance themselves from the man they put in front of a microphone.

Did anyone at Everytown even try to vet Polachek’s story? According to the Republican Herald newspaper in Pennsylvania, the gun control activist claimed that eleven students, including his brother and best friend, were murdered during a shooting at Dallas High School in 2017. As the paper notes, that would have been one of the deadliest school shootings in U.S. history. Did the Everytown volunteers who heard Polachek’s lies just assume that they were true even though they’d never heard of a shooting at Dallas High School? And if Polachek wasn’t an “active volunteer”, then how did he land the speaking gig? Was Everytown just so eager to put a victim in front of a microphone that everyone associated with the anti-gun rally just decide that there was no need to do their due diligence?

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Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 6 : Lynda Carter vs Barbara Eden

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Lynda Carter vs Barbara Eden

Lynda Carter (4-1-0 Pts. 435 Avg. 87.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jayma Mays 92-27
  • Week 2 Defeated Greta Garbo 76-14
  • Week 3 Defeated Alicia Silverstone 87-24
  • Week 4 Defeated Selena Gomez 102-15
  • Week 5 Lost to Valerie Bertinelli 78-95

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Barbara Eden (5-0-0 Pts. 534 Avg. 106.80)

  • Week 1 Defeated Britney Spears 109-18
  • Week 2 Defeated Alicia Silverstone 81-19
  • Week 3 Defeated Selena Gomez 104-12
  • Week 4 Defeated Greta Garbo 97-17
  • Week 5 Defeated Jayma Mays 143-22

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Straight Line of the Day: Mutters of Invention

Things That Could Easily Be Misunderstood If You Mutter Them in a Checkout Line

Examples:

“I’ll just have some ample jews”

for

“I just have some apple juice.”

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“Do you carry, Honey?”

for

“Do you carry honey?”

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“Mine is like a pogo”

for

“Minus, like, a BOGO.”

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“These prices are so high, you should go down”

for

“These prices are so high! You should go down.”

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“Are you going to check me out?”

for

“Are you going to check me out?”

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“So, how much do I get off?”

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“So, how much do I get off?”

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“Want me to grab those melons?”

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“You’re going to take those Snickers off, right?”

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“Couple of breasts; couple of thighs. That should do it.”

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As you can imagine, I look forward to trips to the supermarket.

Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 6 : Selena Gomez vs Valerie Bertinelli

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Selena Gomez vs Valerie Bertinelli

Selena Gomez (1-4-0 Pts. 165 Avg. 33.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Alicia Silverstone 21-85
  • Week 2 Lost to Jayma Mays 16-72
  • Week 3 Lost to Barbara Eden 12-104
  • Week 4 Lost to Lynda Carter 15-102
  • Week 5 Defeated Britney Spears 101-50

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Valerie Bertinelli (5-0-0 Pts. 415 Avg. 83.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Greta Garbo 83-37
  • Week 2 Defeated Britney Spears 80-19
  • Week 3 Defeated Jayma Mays 75-31
  • Week 4 Defeated Alicia Silverstone 82-29
  • Week 5 Defeated Lynda Carter 95-78

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Babesleaga Division 4 Winners : Week 5 Results and Standings

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Results

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Standings

ContestantsRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage
Barbara Eden5 – 0 – 0534106.8088106.80 – 17.60
Valerie Bertinelli5 – 0 – 041583.0019583.00 – 38.80
Lynda Carter4 – 1 – 043587.0017587.00 – 35.00
Greta Garbo2 – 3 – 023446.8035146.80 – 70.20
Jayma Mays2 – 3 – 022845.6035845.60 – 71.60
Alicia Silverstone1 – 4 – 021442.8038242.80 – 76.40
Selena Gomez1 – 4 – 016533.0041333.00 – 82.60
Britney Spears0 – 5 – 015731.4042831.40 – 85.60

Week 6

  • 10:00 am Selena Gomez vs Valerie Bertinelli
  • 2:00 pm Lynda Carter vs Barbara Eden
  • 6:00 pm Britney Spears vs Alicia SIlverstone
  • 8:00 pm Jayma Mays vs Greta Garbo