It’s just been clarified for jihadis: that’s 1/72nd virgins, not 72 virgins. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

If you’re contemplating harming someone today, don’t.

Also, if you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair.

Where’s IMAO’s Nobel Peace Prize?

… In the meantime, here’s something you can imagine you’re listening to:

I would suggest The Doors’ “Light My Fire” for another good long interlude, but I’m not that cruel.

Their New Study on How To Talk to Men Employs the Phrase “Hello?!”

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“No ethnicity”? None?

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Name:

☑ Schicklegruber

☑ Not Schicklegruber

☑ None

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John Wayne being confronted with this survey:

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“Yeah, I’ll clear all selections.”