It made me mad, but I am but mad north-northwest. When the wind is southerly, I know a hack from a handsaw.
“I am eight times thrust through
the doublet, four through the hose, my buckler
cut through and through, my sword hacked like a handsaw.”— Falstaff
“What a slave art thou to hack
thy sword as thou hast done, and then say it was in
fight! What trick, what device, what starting-hole
canst thou now find out to hide thee from this open and apparent shame?”— Prince Hal
It gets my hackles up when I can’t access IMAO.
I once had a fake walking stick. I called it my false staff.
Shill – lelegh.
My information is dated so ignore at will…
1. What the frak version of WordPress is running here? 2007? Holy socks, this place still looks like the 90’s. (I know, 2002.)
2. WordPress went through a period where it suffered “SQL injection attacks” a lot. Maybe it’s still happening because your code is so old? Are you using SQL or something else for your posting database?
3. When was the last time that your web hosting company was changed? Before Basil bumped his head and disappeared? Maybe it’s time? (Cuz sumpin ain’t right most of the time with page loading.)
4. I’m sure IMAO accrued some enemies over the years. Your web server could catch them if they’re not too clever. Of course, that would take time, money and coding.
5. Who is your web admin? The Ghost of Basil (Not Basil)? Some AI named “Frnak?”
All good questions. Walrus and I weren’t exactly stolen from Elon Musk for our programming savvy, or for any other discernable reason. Well, other than breathing.
You need to find the guy with the keys to your server’s public HTML and support directories. I can’t believe – okay, I guess I can – that they didn’t provide you and Walrus with that! Also, do you even know who owns the site now?
(Edit: I did fairly extense WHOIS-type lookups for IMAO.US and the registrar is some technical service company in Jacksonville, Fl.)
There is always a prompt to upgrade but it is to the Pro something version which would require money and probably Admin privileges.
Ole Hacksaw Reynolds was like a hacksaw to me.
One, two! One, two! And through and through, the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! – sounds like bandersnatch 2.7 to me…
“Banter what?”
Banter over the water barrel. T’was an awe striking starting-hole.
his is getting a bit hackneyed.
I heard IMAO’s main office is in a secret location far underground somewhere and could even withstand two bunker busting bombs at once…but probably not three.💥
I’m starting to wonder what a post Ayatollahiptic World will look like … 🤔
Billions of Muslims prostrate of the ground facing Mecca.
I heard they’re taught that if their prostates even accidentally points toward Buddha at any given time their penises will turn into a rotten baby carrot. 🥕