Due to some unfortunate quantum entanglement, today’s effect will result from a separate day’s cause, or perhaps be frozen in time.
Time does not necessarily proceed in a Straight Line.
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The law of physics say, if the universe is indeed infinite, there’s another earth out there right at this moment when you exchanged tongues with your first girlfriend….etc.
The law of physics say, if the universe is indeed infinite, there’s another earth out there right at this moment when you exchanged tongues with your first girlfriend….etc.
Of course in that universe, “exchanging tongues” involves an oral surgeon and 3 months worth of recovery time.
đłđ€ ouch!
Of all the joke sites in all the search engines in all the world wide web, she clicks into mine.
Play it, Oppo…
“Dang it, I coulda sworn that cat was here just a second ago!” – Schrödinger
I suppose I wait to post my punch line until last week.
Unfortunately for you, the Moderation algorithm has spiraled into a recursive extinction event – it was funny, though…
“I coulda had a hamburger today, but Tuesday is comin'” – Wimpy
Youâre loopy
â Time does not necessarily proceed in a Straight Line.â
Try that on the repo man.
“Time does not necessarily proceed in a Straight Line.â
And they forgot to install seatbelts for when it takes those hard turns and loops.
I’ll gladly write something funny next Tuesday for some bacon today…
You owe me.
I’d rather owe you than cheat you out of it, so… you’re welcome….
âTime does not necessarily proceed in a Straight Line.â
It usually involves a jump to the Left.
That’s warped.
When the wombat comes
He will find me gone.
He’ll look for a place to sit.
Has tankdemon totally lost his mind, or is this a reference to something?
http://tiny.cc/18er001
You can’t lose what you never had, no matter how loopy time is.