Straight Line of the Day: What Would You Expect To Find on a Lemon-Shaped Planet?

Scientists Find Unprecedented Lemon-Shaped Planet That Shouldn’t Exist
Study Finds | December 18, 2025 | Michael Zhang (University of Chicago)

Nothing about this planet makes sense. And that’s both confounding and exciting for astronomers.

In A Nutshell

* Astronomers discovered a Jupiter-sized planet with an atmosphere unlike anything seen before, dominated by carbon molecules in ratios that defy current planetary formation theories.

* The planet orbits a pulsar (a dead star’s ultra-dense core) every 7.8 hours and is blasted with gamma rays, heating its atmosphere to nearly 3,000 degrees Fahrenheit while stretching it into a lemon shape.

* The carbon-to-oxygen ratio exceeds 100 to 1, and carbon-to-nitrogen tops 10,000 to 1—numbers so extreme that no known planet orbiting a normal star comes close, leaving scientists without an explanation for how it formed.

* The planet’s unusual heating from gamma rays creates powerful westward winds and dramatic temperature differences between its day and night sides, making it a unique laboratory for studying atmospheres under extreme conditions.

“Oh — and did we mention it’s lemon-shaped?”

This Week in Cat News

The dispersal of domestic cats from North Africa to Europe around 2000 years ago
Science | 27 Nov 2025 | Vol 390, Issue 6776 

…domestic cats were introduced to Europe from North Africa starting at ~2 thousand years ago (kya), several millennia after the onset of the Neolithic in Europe. 

Our research suggests a late arrival of domestic cats in China, with the earliest skeletal remains, imagery, and written records appearing no earlier than 1,400 years ago, in the 7th century, both in China and along the ancient Silk Road.

Can ya blame the cats?

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Chinese Guy: “What the…! Who scratched all this silk?”

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 12/16/2025 : New Matches for 12/24/2025

Happy Christmas Eve. I hope everyone has some festive plans for tomorrow. The Annual Intern Christmas Ball is going to be lit!

Results from 12/16/2025

(7) Britt EklandNo PreferenceCatharine Schell
183128
(15) Maud AdamsNo PreferenceAngela Scoular
20618

New Matches for 12/24/2025

Match 1

Cassandra Harris (Countess Lisl von Schlaf) vs Carmen du Sautoy (Saida)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cassandra Harris1 – 5 – 0325 – 16 – 749
Countess Lisl von Schlaf

Actress:Cassandra Harris
Nationality:Australian
Bond Movie:For Your Eyes Only (1981)

Synopsis:

Countess Lisl von Schlaf was the mistress of Milos Columbo, a Greek smuggler. Columbo asked Lisl to stage an argument with him at dinner, as an excuse for her to go off with Bond, to discover some information about him. Lisl and Bond spent the night together, and got on quite well. They went for a walk on the beach the next morning, and Lisl was tragically killed by henchman Locque.

Cassandra Harris

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Carmen du Sautoy1 – 5 – 0268 – 21 -953
Saide

Actress:Carmen du Sautoy
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Saida was a Lebanese belly dancer, and the ex-lover of agent 002, Bill Fairbanks. When Fairbanks is found dead, Bond visits Saida to find out what happened. Saida mentions that she found the bullet that killed Fairbanks and now uses it as a lucky charm belly button. Bond tries to casually steal the bullet, but after getting hit on the back by the club bouncer, he swallows it by mistake.

Carmen du Sautoy

Who do you prefer?
38 votes · 38 answers

Match 2

Francoise Therry (Chew Mee) vs Kristina Wayborn (Magda)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Francoise Therry1 – 5 – 0220 – 7 – 957
Chew Mee

Francoise Therry
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Chew Mee was a mistress of businessman Hai Fat. While visiting Hai Fat, Bond first saw sight of her while she was swimming naked in the palaces’ pool. Bond asked how the water was, and Chew Mee responded that he should come in and find out. Chew Mee had only a brief appearance, and Bond didn’t make it into the pool.

Francoise Therry

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Kristina Wayborn2 – 4 – 0549 – 7 – 531
Magda

Actress:Kristina Wayborn
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Magda was the right-hand woman of Octopussy, and assisted her smuggling partner Kamal Khan on many occasions throughout the film. After attending an auction in which Bond stole a Fabegé egg, Magda was sent to sleep with Bond so that she could steal it back. After Octopussy found out that Khan tried to kill her, her cult of girls, Magda included, storm Khan’s palace.

Kristina Wayborn

Who do you prefer?
41 votes · 41 answers