Straight Line of the Day: If Congress Were To Be Put in Charge of Your Household Budget… Posted by Oppo on 27 December 2025, 12:00 pm
…we’d all have a merry Christmas, until the money runs out and someone gets arrested for massive fraud… 3 Reply to this comment
…or it would be continuing resolutions right-out-the-wazoo in this comment thread… 2 Reply to this comment
…I would tell them for a 2 million dollar grant I could cut 1 million off my budget and do it in a fairly green manner. 6 Reply to this comment
My descendants about four generations down would be cursing my name when the bills come due. 6 Reply to this comment
I’d be living in the street while an illegal alien would be living in my house gor free 3 Reply to this comment
…we’d all have a merry Christmas, until the money runs out and someone gets arrested for massive fraud…
… I’d start looking over my shoulder for those pesky kids from DOGE…
I would get weary explaining to them what a budget is
…or it would be continuing resolutions right-out-the-wazoo in this comment thread…
They’ll let me print my own money right?
Right?
…I would tell them for a 2 million dollar grant I could cut 1 million off my
budget and do it in a fairly green manner.
They’d get the tuna and I’d get the kibble.
My descendants about four generations down would be cursing my name when the bills come due.
I’d be living in the street while an illegal alien would be living in my house gor free
They’d have to deficit spend just to pick the committee members.