Bigfoot Celebrates Kwanzaa

I just like the sound of the title. Details to be filled in later — perhaps.

Oh, and Kamala said she celebrated it in Canada when she was a kid.

Why Kamala Harris Is Being Accused of Lying Over Kwanzaa Post
Townhall | 12/28/2020 | Leah Barkoukis

Vice president-elect Kamala Harris was accused of lying after posting a Kwanzaa message claiming that she and her family celebrated the holiday growing up, despite the fact that she was born two years before it was invented by a violent, deranged felon.

“You know, my sister and I, we grew up celebrating Kwanzaa,” she said in a video message. “Every year, our family would – and our extended family, we would gather around, across multiple generations, and we’d tell stories. The kids would sit on the carpet and the elders would sit in chairs, and we would light the candles, and of course, afterwards have a beautiful meal. And, of course, there was always the discussion of the seven principles. And my favorite, I have to tell you, was always the one about self-determination, kujichagulia.”

Biden:

“K . . . ku – jichagulag?”

“Let me tell you, man — Not a joke. We beat more kujichagulia and Medicare in my administration than Corn Pop beat Beau in a . . . well, anyway.”

5 Comments

  1. Bigfoot might be the most intelligent being to celebrate Kwanzaa. I mean, he has evaded capture this long… Also, I heard that Bigfoot and Big Mike O. have their own special thing they do after they light the candles.

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