Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest threat invading America…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The newest threat invading America…
…will arrive in a giant wooden badger.
…apathy… but who cares.
The newest threat invading America…
is the same as the old threat which we weren’t saying were Aliens but…was Aliens.
The newest threat invading America…
Jpop.
…is unexpectedly…. The Spanish Inquisition
The newest threat invading America…
Tribbles.
Nobody knows the tribbles I’ve seen
…video games causing lack of attention spa…. SQUIRREL!”
WHERE?
Where What?
SQUIRREL!
Where?!
Where what?
What? He’s on second.
I don’t know…
He’s on third.
The newest threat invading America…
Canadians. Especially those durn Geese.
Global smarming
…grinding poverty fueled by socialist ideology…
Groot
…Q.
Not just a Jean Luc problem any more.
…killer bees
… temperature stabilization caused by global warming.
Pontification by Al Gore about global warming
Episcopalians
…fascistic social media posts – but don’t worry, super corporations are all over it…
…FIRE!…
I hope you weren’t in a crowded theater when you wrote that.
But he did tell ‘Theatre’ in a crowded firehouse.
…undocumented relatives of the GEICO gecko…
Worse than that are all the undocumented relatives of Speedy Gonzales.
Stupid extended family rules.
(Fake news alert: Although the headline says they are invading the Southwest, they have only been found in Florida so far.)
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/08/06/massive-voracious-lizards-are-invading-southwestern-us.html
The newest threat invading America? Are rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, s**t-kickers and Democratic Socialists!!
Plastic straws!
Japanese grandmother suicide bombers!
…is North Western African flatulence mixed with sand.
Dakar Bell?
Behead For The Border! ™
The newest threat invading America…
a trendy new ideology from the 1800s. Not slavery, not Freudism — their idiot brother socialism.
The newest threat invading America…
Invaders…what else?