I don’t care so much about the Weblog Awards, and here’s why: I’m never a finalist (actually, I might have been one year, I don’t remember — that’s how much I don’t care). That’s right. It’s because I am one of the best storytellers on the interwebs, and I never get my props. And in the Best Diarist category, I’ve heard of ONE of the nominees. I’ve actually never read JustdotChristina, but I hope she wins, just because I’ve actually heard of her. There, I said it. I don’t care if I’m the only one thinking it, that’s why I don’t care about the Weblog Awards.
And seriously, IMAO is in the same category as one blog whose schtick is to post a picture on the blog then say, “That picture sucks! I hate the person in this picture! I’m so much better than everyone else! Lick my boots!” Um, ok, that’s humor? Put it back in the culture or diarist category where it belongs. Humor? Whatever.
Anyway, my friend Kimmy from Ramble Strip is nominated in one of the Top Thousands categories. I fully endorse her and endorse your voting for her. Voting ends tonight, and then Lair and I can be happy again.

Heck yeah, I’m bitter. I’m thirty years old and chronically ill (though I just got a diagnosis, so I’m going to get better!) and just found out I can’t eat wheat, rye, barley, oats, or anything derived therefrom for the rest of my life. What would you be?