“McCartney has also revealed that during the filming of Magical Mystery Tour, it was he who wore the Walrus costume for the song’s performance. It has been said that, although intended for Lennon, the costume was a better fit on McCartney.”
Come to think of it, that would have been a perfect thing for Trump to claim. Then when Democrats howled, scoffed, and derided the notion, remind them of Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton claiming exactly that for their tarmac meeting — hoisting them.
“You have selected ‘Catering’. If you would like to schedule a new event, please press 1. If you would like to cancel, or obtain information about an event, please press 2. For all other requests, please stay on the line.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when Trump said, “Wait a second, I got another call on the line. Damn, its Biden again. Probably wanting to ask if his BFF Barack was back yet. Hold on while I get rid of him.”
Hello, baby
Yeah, this is the Big Trumper speakin’
Ha ha ha ha ha, oh you sweet thing
Do I what?
Will I what?
Oh baby, you know what I like
Covfefe lace and a pretty face
And a ponytail a-hangin’ down
That wiggle in the walk
And giggle in the talk
Makes the world go ’round
There ain’t nothin’ in the world
Like a big-eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose, like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby, that’s what I like
What’s that baby?
But…but…but…
Oh honey
But?
Oh baby, you know what I like
Covfefe lace and a pretty face
And a ponytail a-hangin’ down
That wiggle in the walk
And giggle in the talk
Makes the world go ’round, round, round
There ain’t nothin’ in the world
Like a big-eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose, like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby, that’s what I like
Thank you both VERY much for causing me to concentrate on that lyric! Now I’ve completely forgotten the solution to that difficult equation I was working on, which would have gotten us off this isolated island. Mary Ann, Ginger, and . . . whoever.
…both leaders agreed that Ukraine girls leave the west behind.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
well I’m not saying that no one mentioned the “A” word but… no one mentioned the “A” word.
Aztec??
Maybe…Aardvark?
Antidisestablishmentarianism…
It’s written on the wall. It says: “A-a-a-a-a-a-a. . . . . . . . . . . . “
“Aaaaaaa….”? That’s the words of the Prophet?
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
the total lack of admittance that Trump stole the election and asks for an extra Taco on Taco Tuesdays.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
that Trump admitted he had not yet purchased Frank J. Fleming’s exciting new novel Hellbender. Available from fine booksellers nationwide.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
admitted he was the Walrus not Paul.
goo goo gajoob
Looking through the Glasnost Onion?
I told you ’bout those fools on the Hill
I tell you, man, they’re tryin’ to impeach him still
Well here’s another intel agency
Listenin’ to me!
Making up another clue for you all.
What anonymous, unnamed third party was the source for that?
Yeah, we have no first-hand knowledge, but people familiar with the Donning of the suit told us.
It was Ringo, wasn’t it? The Leaker.
… or else the coke.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
the dog that didn’t bark.
“C’mon, Pugski, bark for Mr. Trump. C’mon, bark! Donny wants to hear you bark! Ah, he’s just shy when he’s on the phone. You know dogs.”
TRUMP: “Silver Blaze!”
ZELENSKY: “Maaybe, but dollars esier to handle.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when the operator kept interrupting to say “40 cents more for the next 3 minutes please.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when Trump asked him “Are you naked?”
I actually lol’ed.
the exchange of pork rib recipes.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when Zelensky said, “Long time listener, first time caller…”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when they spent 99% of the call talking about their grandkids.
Come to think of it, that would have been a perfect thing for Trump to claim. Then when Democrats howled, scoffed, and derided the notion, remind them of Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton claiming exactly that for their tarmac meeting — hoisting them.
Kinky; I like it.
“Thank you for calling Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Please listen carefully, as our options have changed…”
+1
“You have selected ‘Catering’. If you would like to schedule a new event, please press 1. If you would like to cancel, or obtain information about an event, please press 2. For all other requests, please stay on the line.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when things decidedly took a dark turn as a Trump adviser could be overheard saying, “THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE. GET OUT!”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when Trump asked him if his refrigerator was running.
Their collusion in coming up with comments about Corn Pop and T-Bone.
… when President Trump asked, “Now, I never really got this – is it Ukraine, or THE Ukraine? I can never remember which it is.”…
It’s “Ms. Ukraine” to you!
Did you just assume that region’s geopolitical status?
…when President Trump asked, “So, how much would it cost to take this country off your hands, huh, V?”…
was when Trump claimed he was a Ukraine Kung Fu master.
…Hello…. My name is Peggy…. Please hold.
Is it pretty, pretty, pretty Peggy Sue?
when Volodymyr said, “Will you help my cousin, Jakov?”
… was that the transcript of the call was attributed to a V. Putin…
when Volodymyr said, “I’m your huckleberry.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when he said, “For the last time Mr. President its Volodymr not Voldemort.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
When Trump first identified himself as a Nigerian prince who needed help with a money problem.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
at the end when each kept saying, “No, you hang up first.”
…when Trump had trouble finding the right button after he heard, “for English, press nine.”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when Trump said, “Wait a second, I got another call on the line. Damn, its Biden again. Probably wanting to ask if his BFF Barack was back yet. Hold on while I get rid of him.”
…when Trump tried to explain what “covfefe” means.
…when Melania got tired of translating and just started saying, “blah blah blah.”
… negotiations for the rematch between Rocky Balboa and Ivan Drago. “The Geezers at Caesars”
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
when they agreed it was Basil not Basil.
One interesting part of the call between Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky was…
placed “Collect, reverse the charges.”
Layers of Meaning Award!
(Erkel)”Did I do that?”(/Erkel)
Yeah, but so did cayleygraph2015, so no diff’r’nt strokes.
…when Trump asked for tips on decorating Psanki eggs for Easter.
When Trump said, “I’as gotta have somma dat Chicken Kyiv”.
Below is the genuine, actual, honest injin, for sure, transcript of what Trump said during his conversation with the president of Ukraine…..
Hello, baby
Yeah, this is the Big Trumper speakin’
Ha ha ha ha ha, oh you sweet thing
Do I what?
Will I what?
Oh baby, you know what I like
Covfefe lace and a pretty face
And a ponytail a-hangin’ down
That wiggle in the walk
And giggle in the talk
Makes the world go ’round
There ain’t nothin’ in the world
Like a big-eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose, like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby, that’s what I like
What’s that baby?
But…but…but…
Oh honey
But?
Oh baby, you know what I like
Covfefe lace and a pretty face
And a ponytail a-hangin’ down
That wiggle in the walk
And giggle in the talk
Makes the world go ’round, round, round
There ain’t nothin’ in the world
Like a big-eyed girl
That makes me act so funny
Make me spend my money
Make me feel real loose, like a long necked goose
Like a girl, oh baby, that’s what I like
Impeachment material? I think so.
Well the wiggle in the walk commentary can certainly get you canceled these days.
Thank you both VERY much for causing me to concentrate on that lyric! Now I’ve completely forgotten the solution to that difficult equation I was working on, which would have gotten us off this isolated island. Mary Ann, Ginger, and . . . whoever.
and Lovey!
In her case, it was a walker in her wiggle.
!
An earlier version of Natalie Schaefer. Lovey!
When they both pledged their undying devotion to Disco Express.