Colorado Woman Walked Into New Orleans Airport Fully Nude, Arrested After Refusal To Leave
NOLA | 4-9-20 | Michelle HunterA woman who arrived at Louis Armstrong International Airport while wearing not a stitch of clothing was later arrested when she refused to leave the facility, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office.
And the TSA still required a more “thorough” body check.
So they can replace their “S” with an ampersand.
Silly girl! whenever I travel nude, I have the decency to wear my N95 mask and gloves.
Please attend to your own buoyant devices before attempting to adjust someone else’s.
Blonde: “But I didn’t know if I’d be awake for the landing strip.”
This is a different kind of flying:
“Altogether.”
“My boyfriend said he wanted to see ‘The Full Monty’ on this flight.”
“Strict? Your sign said ‘LAX’.”
“… was later arrested when she refused to leave the facility”
So the problem wasn’t the nudity?
I gotta get back to New Orleans a bit more often now.
Yeah, I missed that…
“That’s weird, because the taxi guy didn’t have any problem driving me around for hours.”
” ‘No Avail’? I know it’s no-a-Vail. That’s where I’m trying to go, silly.”
Try going to the Tyrenol.
What-a you talkin’ about? Tyrenol don’t a-come on a plane, it a-come in a bottle.
Walrus: “It a-come in a bottle, huh? I thought it came in a jar.”
Don’t be a-crazy. It’s no ajar: you fall-a out-a the plane that way.
Well I know someone I would love to see fall out of a plane.
Anyway my good man, do you have any?
Tell you what: I give you the the inside scoop…
Only cost you one dollar.
One dollar? That seems rather a lot, how much is an outside scoop?
Well, hello dollies
It’s so nice to have you back where you belong, dollies
You’re looking swell, dollies