Straight Line of the Day: A Trump concession speech might sound like:…
I have many Ideas for what should be his
“Congratulations, you are now SCREWED,
America” farewell address.— Andy
Straight Line of the Day: A Trump concession speech might sound like:…
I have many Ideas for what should be his
“Congratulations, you are now SCREWED,
America” farewell address.— Andy
…”The people have spoken, and they deserve what they get, the lizards…”
… “We won, we won bigly, everywhere except for on the ballots…”
A Trump concession speech might sound like:…
a funeral oration for a recently deceased Republic.
A Trump concession speech might sound like:…
silence, cause it ain’t happening Bro. Viva La Revolution!
….and as my last act as President, I am pardoning Joe Biden for his violations of the Logan Act.
“I hope the intelligence community treats Biden with the same respect they treated me.”
A Trump Concession Speech Might Sound Like:…”Get your hotdogs at the concession stand!”
“They also have popcorn”
“While I wish the incoming president the best of luck I need to inform you that the Trump Organization has indeed purchased the White House as our new corporate HQ and yes Joe, you can lease the basement.
“I’d like to congratulate the three winners in this fraudulent election: China, Russia and Iran.”
… the fifth verse of the Star Spangled Banner…
“So long and thanks for all the fish.”
“If the voter fraud is upheld, and it won’t be, America would have a first. Prior to now, only Democrat Internet trolls have lived in the White House basement.”
Static, a frozen monitor, and a suspiciously different voice.
“I must concede now, my planet needs me.”
Listen, you can hear Ben Franklin saying…
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‘Scuse me while I whip this out.
We’ve outlawed socialists and communists. Bombing begins in 10 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/Yi0uX2sZuFg
“It’s been 4 years of attacks, false accussations, and the worlds largest tempertantrum, YUGE, no good. Maybe it will end now, maybe Nasty Nancy’s face will unfreeze. Unlikely, no good. 1 Week, you’ll see, 1 week, and you’ll be begging me to come back. Even Twitter. Begging like you’ve never seen before.”