White House Hopes August Successes Will Translate to Fall Momentum
The Hill | 09/05/2022Democrats think President Biden had a great August and they’re hoping it will translate into momentum for the fall . . .
Straight Line of the Day: The White House thinks Biden had a great August. The only thing that would be better…
…getting an ice cream parlor in the Oval Office.
… would be a series of “Pipelinenacht” demonstrations around the country to really drive home Biden’s climate bonafides…
The White House thinks Biden had a great August. The only thing that would be better…
if someone in the White House was actually thinking.
The White House thinks Biden had a great August. The only thing that would be better…
Puddin’ Pops.
. . . is if Biden cancelled the student debt that was just transferred to me
. . . is if Doctor Jill would upgrade her wardrobe to “Eva Braun”, or at least “Edith Wilson”
..would be better…
If the Ex-Lax and Enemas had solved that logjam as he is so full its impacting his thoughts and speech…
The Only Thing That Would Be Better…
If just saying that made it true.
If it wasn’t opposite day.
If we could just get the bar a bit lower.
If the slogan was actually MBGA
If great actually meant what is used to.
The White House thinks Biden had a great August. The only thing that would be better…
would be if any rational person thought so. Houses don’t count.
…is if August included his resignation.